Avoid Magnets
Description: A stark black background features the words 'AVOID THE TOP OF THE BELL CURVE' in bright blue and white text. Below this, a blue bell curve shape with a dashed midline is centered. Beneath the curve, 'EVERYONE THERE' is in blue, followed by 'MEAN' in a distressed white font with black outlines.
Description: A skeletal figure is depicted behind a window with cracked glass. The skeleton has its arms raised outwards. The text "IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY" is at the top, and "TO GO BACK INSIDE AND AVOID THE GENERAL PUBLIC" is at the bottom. The overall style is dark and somewhat humorous.
Description: A visual representation of a bell curve graph in vibrant blue on a black background. The text "AVOID THE TOP OF THE BELL CURVE," is displayed in white at the top, with "BELL CURVE," in blue. Below the graph, "EVERYONE THERE IS MEAN," appears in white with "MEAN," in blue. A dashed line indicates the peak.
Description: A monochrome depiction of a skeleton peeking out from a window frame. The window has a cobweb in one pane. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. Text above reads "IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY" and text below reads "TO GO BACK INSIDE AND AVOID THE GENERAL PUBLIC". The background is black.
It's Such A Beautiful Day To Go Back Inside And Avoid The General Public Skeleton Magnet
by EONGJE STUDIO
$4.75
Description: A humorous mugshot-style graphic featuring a skeleton wearing an orange jumpsuit and holding a sign that reads 'AVOID SHIT'. The top text states 'I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU'. The bottom text reads 'MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEZO TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUICK'. Includes height markings.
Description: A graphic with the text "AVOID THE TOP OF THE BELL CURVE" in white and light blue. Below is a representation of a bell curve in light blue with a white vertical line. Underneath, it reads "EVERYONE THERE IS" in white, and "MEAN" in large light blue letters with horizontal lines on either side.
Description: Unique, Great looking and 100% custom design, makes a great gift for Adults, Men's women, and kids to show appreciation toward your coworkers, friends, and family. Check above in the "MerchSpot" to access our store for more products Available on multiple products and in almost all sizes. You can select your own product style, size, and color as you like. BUY 2 OR MORE FOR SPECIAL DISCOUNTS! .
Description: Embrace a realistic approach to life with this 'AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS' design. Perfect for those who appreciate cynical humor, sarcasm, and a pragmatic outlook. This funny quote is a great conversation starter for realists, friends, and family. Show off your witty perspective on managing expectations and finding humor in everyday situations. A bold statement for anyone who values honesty and a good laugh.
Description: A monochrome text-based visual with white lettering on a black background. It features the phrases 'BUS DRIVER', 'TO AVOID INJURY', 'PLEASE DON'T TELL', 'ME HOW TO DO', and 'MY JOB' stacked vertically, separated by a thin line with small circles.
Bus Driver To Avoid Injury Please Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Magnet
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$4.75
Description: A black background displays a red circle with a diagonal line, signifying prohibition. Inside, white distressed text reads "AVOID NEGATIVITY". Below this, the mathematical expression "f(x) = |x|" is shown twice, also in white distressed text. The absolute value symbol is prominent.
Description: A rectangular sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with a black triangle and exclamation mark, and the word "WARNING" in red. Below, in dark red text, it reads "TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY." A black stick figure is depicted recoiling as another figure uses a wrench near its head.
Description: A portrait of an opossum playing dead, with its eyes closed and head tilted back. The opossum is mostly white and grey with black markings. Above the opossum, the text "FAKING MY OWN DEATH" is arched. Below the opossum, the text "TO AVOID SMALL TALK" is written. The background is black.
