Eventually Magnets
Description: A retro-style text-based composition with bold lettering and a speckled texture. The text reads "EVERYONE WHO CONFUSES CORRELATION and CAUSATION EVENTUALLY DIES." Each line of text is separated by colored bands of teal, beige, and black. The lettering features a subtle distressed effect.
Everyone Who Confuses Correlation and Causation Eventually Dies Bold Retro Text Magnet
by RinjingParadise
$4.75
Description: A symmetrical design centered around the text 'CAMP GRENADA SUMMAH CAMP'. Flanking the text are a standing bear and an alligator. Above is a rain cloud, and below is a skeleton hand. Arrows point outwards from the center. The tagline 'It eventually gets bettah.' is at the bottom center.
Camp Grenada Summah Camp with Bear, Alligator, Cloud, and Skeleton Hand Magnet
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This anti authoritarian design delivers a powerful reminder about government overreach and personal freedom. Perfect for activists, protest supporters, and anyone passionate about civil rights and justice, it speaks directly to those who value liberty and accountability. A bold graphic for people who want to make their voice heard.
Description: For those mornings when “rise and shine” feels more like “try and survive.” This funny, ironic design features a tired crow dramatically lying on its back beside an empty coffee mug — a perfect portrait of anyone who runs on caffeine and sheer willpower. With a gothic yet relatable vibe, it’s ideal for night owls, non-morning people, and coffee addicts who understand that waking up is a full quest. Perfect for stickers, mugs, shirts, or tote bags — a hilarious gift for anyone who greets the dawn with a groan instead of a smile. Great for lovers of dark humor, witchy aesthetics, and sleepy sarcasm.
Description: A diagram illustrating the GitFlow branching model. It depicts different branches like 'main', 'hotfix', 'develop', and 'release' with version numbers (1.0, 2.0, 2.1). Text labels explain actions such as 'fix critical issues', 'prepare a major release branch', 'feature', 'fixes', and 'merge and develop'. Below the diagram, the text reads 'When it absolutely, positively must be delivered eventually.' The background is black, and the diagram elements are in various colors including blue, purple, green, red, and light blue.
Description: Embrace the joy of the journey with this hilarious "Out of Breath Hiking Society: Don't Worry, I'll Be There in a Minute" tee! This design celebrates hikers of all paces, perfect for those who love the outdoors but may take a little longer to conquer the trails. Made with breathable fabric, this shirt is ideal for leisurely hikes and enjoying the scenic beauty. It's a lighthearted reminder that the adventure is more important than the speed!
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You design
Whatever-You-Allow-Your-Government-To-Do-To-Others-They-Will-Eventually-Do-To-You Magnet
by mdr design 23
$4.75
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You design
Whatever-You-Allow-Your-Government-To-Do-To-Others-They-Will-Eventually-Do-To-You Magnet
by mdr design 23
$4.75
Description: political statement design" Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You" government control quote
Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You Magnet
by Gabriel Official
$4.75
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You design
Whatever-You-Allow-Your-Government-To-Do-To-Others-They-Will-Eventually-Do-To-You Magnet
by mdr design 23
$4.75
Description: Whatever You Allow Your Government To Do To Others They Will Eventually Do To You design
Whatever-You-Allow-Your-Government-To-Do-To-Others-They-Will-Eventually-Do-To-You Magnet
by mdr design 23
$4.75
Description: Join the slowest (but proudest) team around with this hilarious “Sloth Running Club” design! Featuring an adorably determined sloth in workout gear, jogging with pride beneath the motto “We’ll Get There Eventually,” this shirt is perfect for lazy runners, introverts, gym procrastinators, or anyone who enjoys cardio... slowly. Great for couch potatoes, weekend warriors, sloth lovers, and fans of ironic athletic wear.
Description: This dark humor design features a weary Grim Reaper checking his watch in a classic 1930s rubber-hose animation style. Framed by groovy, retro 70s typography that reads "Keep Calm, All Bleeding Stops Eventually," this graphic is perfect for medical professionals, ER nurses, and those with a sarcastic sense of humor. The muted orange and cream tones paired with the distressed vintage texture give it an authentic old-school vibe that stands out in any collection.
