Hell Magnets
Description: The Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion that satirizes better-known belief systems. It teaches a complex philosophy that focuses on J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, purportedly a salesman from the 1950s, who is revered as a prophet by the Church. SubGenius leaders have developed detailed narratives about Dobbs and his relationship to various gods and conspiracies.
Description: Perfect for any fan of Goth apparel or a collector of kawaii Goth clothes, Nu Goth, and 666 stuff, and looking for another satanic gift? Well, this Nu Goth design is for you. Grab your Goth Baphomet for women and Goth clothing for men now! Cute Baby Baphomet and Nu Goth, Pastel Goth kawaii cute devil Baphomet design perfect occult gift for any Baphomet lover or anyone who loves Satanic clothing. Great Baby Baphomet Satanic Nu Goth Birthday Gift Idea.
Description: Two little devils, one hell of a workout. This twisted fitness parody features a pair of grinning demons hitting the treadmills like it’s leg day in the underworld. Equal parts motivational and unholy, Exercise Your Demons is the perfect shirt for gym rats, goths, and anyone whose therapy plan includes cardio and chaos. Designed by Cosmo Gazoo For Crack Smoking Shirts. Sweat out your sins, summon some endorphins, and maybe scare a few people at Planet Fitness while you’re at it. 💀 Great For: Gym freaks with dark humor Metalheads who lift Demonic personal trainers Occult fitness enthusiasts Anyone exorcising (or exercising) something
Description: Sid Haig's portrayal of Captain Spaulding re-launched the amazingly screen worthy actor with Rob Zombie's 2003 horror classic "House of 1000 Corpses". There is no character in any horror film who is like this clown. Captain Spaulding is an absolute horror icon. “Fuck yo mamma! Fuck yo sister! Fuck yo grandma! But most of all… FUCK YOU!”
Description: Cool casual or party t-shirt, unique, original graphic design. Cute gift for everybody who love sarcasm, funny sayings, quotes lovers. Great idea, present t shirt for adults, men, women, husband, wife, mother, father, sister, brother, cousin, nephew, niece. Trendy, awesome outfit for best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, teacher, uncle, auntie, grandma, grandpa. Adorable tee shirt ideal for debate meetings, Halloween, Christmas, New Year Eve, happy birthday or every day 24 hours 7 days a week in the mood apparel.