Interview Magnets
Description: An official labor-market inquiry and hypothetical compensation analysis, documenting the organic asset’s highly ambitious seek-protocol for a corporate role where the primary billable task is simply executing their baseline, unedited human personality, completely bypassing traditional technical labor, administrative skills, or behavioral compliance.
LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT PAYS ME TO BE MYSELF Magnet
by Expired Brain Juice
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Where Do You See Yourself In 1 Hour. A funny introvert shirt for homebodies who skip the five year plan and focus on the next nap. Wear it on lazy days, at the office, interviews and movie nights. One of the funny meme gifts and a great introvert gift for men and women. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Where Do You See Yourself In 1 Hour Funny Introvert Magnet
by TrendyLand
$3.75 $4.75
HAD [REDACTED] AT LESTAT'S SHOW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TSHIRT Magnet
by funsizedshark
$3.75 $4.75
Brenna Huff & Dale Doback are here to f*ck sh*t up Magnet
by BodinStreet
$3.75 $4.75
Description: An official somatic-conservation audit and vocational avoidance ledger, documenting the organic asset's deliberate rejection of vertical corporate mobility protocols based on the physical wear and tear of ascending simulated structural climbing assets.
LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE WORK Magnet
by Expired Brain Juice
$3.75 $4.75
Description: An official human-resource optimization request and mental-health audit, documenting the organic asset’s highly ambitious twin-objective search, wherein they seek to secure a steady stream of taxable financial compensation while simultaneously establishing a balanced, non-volatile state of internal psychological well-being.
SEEKING EMPLOYMENT AND EMOTIONAL STABILITY Magnet
by Expired Brain Juice
$3.75 $4.75
Kareem Abdul Jabbar in an Interview with The Legend Chick Hearn Magnet
by Wendyshopart
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.
Bjork - You shouldn't let poets lie to you Magnet
by SafeTeeNet
$3.75 $4.75