Problem Magnets
Description: A black background with white text. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in a large, bold, white font within a white rectangular border. Below this, a phonetic spelling and a humorous definition of an engineer are presented in smaller white text, followed by "see also, wizard, magician."
Description: A monochrome graphic with white text and icons on a black background. The top reads "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING". Below are three boxed icons: a plug in an outlet, a battery with circular arrows, and a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Each icon corresponds to a numbered step: "1. Plugged in & turned on", "2. See #1 again, cycle power just to be sure", and "3. It's probably a software problem".
Description: A retro sunset graphic depicts a beach scene. The text "Retired" is arched above an umbrellaed beach chair, alongside a cooler with drinks and sunglasses. Below, the text "NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" is displayed in block letters. The background features horizontal stripes in warm and cool tones.
Description: A black background features the text "RETIRED 2022" in bold white capital letters at the top. Below this, a vibrant arrangement of tropical flora, including hibiscus flowers and palm leaves, is centered. Underneath the flowers, the phrase "Not My Problem Anymore" is written in a flowing pink script.
Description: A smiling man wearing glasses and a Hawaiian shirt holds a large beer with an umbrella. A blue cooler sits beside him, and a large blue wave washes behind him. The text "RETIRED" is in large block letters at the top, and "EVERY SIP TASTES LIKE IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" is at the bottom.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in large, bold, uppercase letters. Below that, in smaller text, is the phonetic spelling "[ en-juh-neer ] noun". The main body of text provides a definition: "1. a person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand". The final line states "see also: wizard, magician".
Description: A circular design featuring three animals wearing sunglasses: a badger on the left, a raccoon in the center, and an opossum on the right. Text arches over and under the animals. The top text reads 'DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM' and the bottom text reads 'BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM'. The background is black with small starburst shapes.
Description: The text "Phishing is a major problem because there really is no for human stupidity." is displayed in a distressed, typewriter-style font in white on a black background. The quote is presented in five lines, with the last line notably shorter.
Phishing is a major problem because there really is no for human stupidity. Magnet
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Description: A humorous phrase about mathematics is presented in bold red capital letters. Text reads "MATH THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BUY 66 WATERMELONS AND NO ONE WONDERS WHY WHY...". A detailed, stylized slice of watermelon with ornate patterns on its red flesh and green rind is prominently displayed against a black background.
Description: A text-based composition with the bold heading "ENGINEER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and blue. Below are multiple pricing tiers for engineering services, ranging from "$100/HR ..- We solve your problem" to "$500/HR ..- You tell us how to do our job", all in white text on a black background.