Selective Magnets
Description: Vintage distressed graphic tee featuring Labrador dog holding frosty beer mug with quote "I Like Beer And Labradors And Maybe 3 People". The design blends Labrador Retriever humor, beer lover jokes, dog dad attitude, introvert humor, canine companionship. Funny for Labrador owners, Lab dads, dog moms, beer lovers, introverts, pet parents, husband, grandpas who prefers dogs and a cold drink to a crowded room. Great for birthdays, backyard gatherings, dog events, weekends, barbecues, Father's day, Christmas.
I Like Beer and Labradors and Maybe 3 People Introvert Dog Magnet
by 3rd Impact
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A design for the master of tuning out the noise and filtering the world. It’s a witty way to announce that your ability to ignore unwanted advice, chores, or boring stories is a highly disciplined martial art. Perfect for the person who only hears "pizza is here" or "let's go on vacation" while remaining blissfully deaf to everything else.
Description: Imagines the fictional Short Memory System and Selective Recall Department for anyone who constantly forgets where they left their keys. Perfect for people with short attention spans, ADHD humor fans, and sarcastic joke lovers. A funny, relatable gift for friends and coworkers.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
Description: Tune out unnecessary noise with this grumpy green frog wearing headphones and glasses, reading a book and sipping hot coffee alongside a sarcastic selective hearing quote. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, and coffee addicts. A great novelty gag gift for men, women, coworkers, readers, and friends for birthdays, holidays, or office gift exchanges. Ideal for quiet reading time, library study sessions, or everyday casual loungewear.
