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Description: sailor mercury

Description: Some days call for subtle. Others call for honesty. This t-shirt is made for the second kind. The striking black-and-white text design feels direct, rebellious, and unapologetic, perfect for moments when you just want to be yourself without explaining anything. Throw it on with jeans, sneakers, or a jacket, and it instantly sets the mood. Whether it’s a party, a festival, or just an ordinary day that deserves more energy, this tee fits right in.

Description: Were you at our Live Show at The Lowry and missed out on getting your official t-shirt? Now you can order the official design online!

Description: Make a bold statement with this "Not My President" design, perfect for those who stand in political opposition and want to express their dissent. Whether you're advocating for change, protesting policies, or supporting democracy and free speech, this design is a great way to showcase your views. Ideal for activists, political enthusiasts, and anyone passionate about standing up for their beliefs. Wear it proudly and let your voice be heard!

Description: Skateboard board of education text statement design.

Description: Rebel-Loon

Description: A bold and design crossed out by a red prohibition symbol, topped by the defiant slogan “NOT IN MY COUNTRY.” This artwork delivers a strong political message. It’s designed to resonate with audiences who value secular governance and freedom of expression.

Description: Sandinista!: The Clash’s Ambitious Punk Rock Experiment Shirt

Description: A golden touch? More like a disaster touch. "Everything Trump Touches Turns to Shit" is a bold and hilarious design for anyone who’s tired of the chaos, corruption, and incompetence. Perfect for political satire lovers, activists, and anyone who enjoys a good anti-Trump statement. Wear it loud and let the message speak for itself!

Description: "Ascende superius." Seek higher things.

Description: “More Felines, Less Fascists”, featuring a distressed stencil-style font reminiscent of revolutionary posters. The silhouette of a cat reaching for a star adds a touch of playful defiance, symbolizing the power of independent thought and the resistance. Perfect for cat lovers or the childless cat ladies who stand against authoritarianism while embracing the rebellious spirit of our feline companions.

Description: A bold, retro-inspired design declaring “I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants.” Featuring distressed beige lettering with a strong dark outline over warm, earthy stripes, this shirt combines empathy and solidarity with immigrant communities. With high-contrast typography, it delivers a powerful, easily readable message of justice and inclusion—perfect for allies and advocates who want to make a visible stand.

Description: "Revolt in Woodcut" is a stark, striking illustration of a guillotine rendered in bold black and white, channeling the raw energy of revolution and resistance. With woodgrain details and sharp contrast, this design has the look of a traditional linocut or scratchboard piece—perfect for protest art, punk-inspired merch, or bold political statements. Whether you're into radical history, symbolism, or just crave powerful minimalist visuals, this piece brings serious edge to any context.

Description: Curtis Sliwa's NYC Mayoral campaign design. Red beret image evokes a recognizable local figure. A political emblem.

Description: This design brings a vintage, hand-lettered look with the message “Normalize Critical Thinking” front and center. It's a reminder to pause, question, and think for yourself in a world full of noise. Perfect for curious minds, lifelong learners, and anyone who believes asking why still matters.

Description: Make a bold statement with this hilarious "Eating P*ssy Cures Depression" design. A perfect choice for those who love edgy adult humor and a good laugh. This witty graphic is a great conversation starter for parties or hanging out with friends.

Description: Show your unapologetic Chicago pride with this bold “Hands Off Chicago” tee. Whether you’re standing up for your hometown or just repping the Windy City with attitude, this shirt sends a clear message — loud and proud.

Description: Do you believe in the magic of crystals? This funny crystals lover gift is for you. A great outfit to wear while you balance and cleanse chakras, create good vibes and energy in your home or to show your passion for healing stones and spirituality. SOMEBODY NEEDS HIS THROAT CHAKRA REALIGNED

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Description: Make your rivalry loud and clear with this humorous and bold design: 'Breathe if you hate the Cowboys.' Perfect for NFC East fans or anyone who loves a bit of game-day smack talk. Funny, edgy, and guaranteed to start conversations—this design is made for true football rivals.

Description: Perfect for those who want to highlight indigenous heritage with a touch of irony.

Description: Puck is life

Description: How Hard Can It Be? Boys Do It. Shirt, Retro Cartoon T Shirt, Weird T Shirt, Meme T Shirt, Trash Panda T Shirt, Funny Feminism Shirt, Women Empowerment

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Description: Tendy life

Description: This design humorously challenges stereotypes about age and identity, making a bold statement that defies assumptions. Perfect for those who embrace their individuality with confidence.

Description: Show off your soccer spirit with this fun “Just Sayin’” football tee! Perfect for game days, casual wear, or as a gift for soccer fans who appreciate humor without team names. Comfortable fit for men and women. Made to bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe!

Description: Make a bold, hilarious statement with this Imagine Being Scared of Diversity But Not Dictatorship design. Designed for activists, protestors, and political satirists, it blends humor with sharp commentary on authoritarian fear and social justice. Perfect for marches, rallies, or everyday resistance, it’s a must-have for anyone who values equality, democracy, and speaking truth to power with style and sarcasm.

Description: crystal ball

Description: Rebel-Loon

Description: A vibrant and eye-catching design that pairs bold colors with a cheeky statement, perfect for those who embrace humor in everyday life.

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Description: Make a statement with the 'FREAK' design. Visit our storefront for more great stuff!