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Description: A black background with white text and line-art elements. The top text reads 'INSTANT', with a diamond shape on either side. Below that, in larger text, it says 'HUMAN'. Underneath 'HUMAN' is a row of three coffee grinders and four steaming coffee cups. At the bottom, in large text, is the phrase 'JUST ADD COFFEE'.
Description: A greedy seagull pecks the "Checkout" button on a computer with a $4,826.17 cart, surrounded by delivery tracking slips, supply crates and a "Procure or Perish" mug in "On-the-Clock Procurement Unit," with a cart total marked "unjustified." Shameless, sneaky and built for anyone who does their best shopping during business hours. A fun pick for online shoppers, office workers, seagull fans, or the coworker whose packages arrive at the front desk every day.
On the Clock Procurement Unit Funny Seagull Online Shopping at Work Checkout Office Humor Mug
by Fisheyed Graphics
$18
Description: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP?". Commiserate with service industry workers everywhere using this hilarious parody design. Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a goose standing behind a modern point-of-sale tablet system, framed by bold typography, this graphic perfectly captures a modern, relatable annoyance.
Description: Protect your lifting legacy with this hilarious "IF I DIE WHILE LIFTING WEIGHTS ADD MORE WEIGHTS THEN CALL 911" text design. Featuring bold, distressed grunge typography, this graphic perfectly captures the hardcore dedication and ego-lifting humor of powerlifters, bodybuilders, and dedicated gym rats. Engineered for maximum contrast on dark activewear, it is an outstanding print option for heavy pump covers, breathable workout tees, and oversized gym warm-up hoodies. The ultimate sarcastic gag gift for your trusty spotter, personal trainer, or heavy-lifting gym partner.
Description: Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy Flowing as a wedding invitation, painful as a receipt. This brush-pen calligraphy lettering gives the priced-out feeling the elegant treatment it deserves, with hairline swashes, dramatic loops and a flourish that trails off like a price that keeps climbing. Made for anyone watching import duties, fuel costs, tax bills and shrinkflation turn a simple shopping trip into a window-display fantasy. Champagne taste, tight budget, zero regrets. A dry, dressed-up gift for the friend who adds everything to the cart and closes the tab. Black ink that reads sophisticated even when the bank balance doesn't. By Puff Sumo, satire in fine handwriting.
Description: Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy (Dark Version) Flowing as a wedding invitation, painful as a receipt. This brush-pen calligraphy lettering gives the priced-out feeling the elegant treatment it deserves, with hairline swashes, dramatic loops and a flourish that trails off like a price that keeps climbing. Made for anyone watching import duties, fuel costs, tax bills and shrinkflation turn a simple shopping trip into a window-display fantasy. Champagne taste, tight budget, zero regrets. A dry, dressed-up gift for the friend who adds everything to the cart and closes the tab. Black ink that reads sophisticated even when the bank balance doesn't. By Puff Sumo, satire in fine handwriting.
