Another One Mugs
Description: Owning a massive castle surrounded by trees sounds like a perfectly reasonable life goal until you remember that someone has to clean all those rooms, fix the ancient plumbing, and explain why there are many doors leading nowhere. And that someone is writing this. One castle might be enough for a comfortable lifestyle, but then you spot another one with taller towers and a suspiciously attractive moat. Suddenly, you're comparing properties and an impressive collection of imaginary problems. Do you need two castles? Probably not. Would a secret tunnel between them be convenient? Absolutely. The real challenge is deciding where to put the guest rooms when your guests are mostly woodland creatures. Perhaps one giant medieval castle is enough!
If I had a giant medieval castle in a forest, maybe I’d buy another one. Wait... I don’t know Mug
by englishlearning
$13 $18
Description: A vintage woodcut illustration features a beaver carrying a log through a river landscape with the sarcastic quote It's Just One Dam Project After Another. Ideal for contractors, woodworkers, and handy husbands who always have a new home task lined up. Makes a fitting Father's Day present for anyone who loves outdoor humor.
Description: Niccolò Machiavelli portrait and quote: “Because there are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, the third is useless.”