Attack Attack Mugs
Description: The desert was never meant to have tides. Shark Hell Highway 3 throws Route 66 into a blood-soaked apocalypse where abandoned muscle cars, roadside motels, and hungry great whites collide beneath a burning crimson sun. Standing between extinction and the next feeding frenzy is one fearless bombshell armed with steel, gasoline, and bad decisions. A grindhouse-inspired tribute to cult B-movies, drive-in horror, and over-the-top creature features that never apologize for going too far.
Description: The infection started in Sector 7. Now the flooded research facility is overrun by ravenous zombie sharks, and every corridor leads deeper into the nightmare. Trapped below the surface with no rescue in sight, one survivor makes a desperate last stand against the deadliest outbreak the ocean has ever seen. A creature feature nightmare inspired by cult horror, B-movies, underwater sci-fi, and vintage VHS monster classics.
Description: A humorous graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. White text is displayed at the top of the black background. The text reads, "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip If Attacked Play Dead Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later Mug
by Chacha Story Planets
$18
Description: A funny panic disorder t-shirt that says "but first, panic." It's a humorous t-shirt for people who suffer from generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder), social anxiety disorder, or separation anxiety disorders. This funny / sarcastic / snarky shirt will make you laugh about your own anxiety and panic issues. Before I even attempt to conquer the simplest of tasks, my brain hits the panic button. Before I do anything, I make sure to set some time aside to panic about it. Going out to the store, first panic. Going to the movie theater, first panic. Here is a great way to express your experience with living with severe anxiety and panic attack issues in a humorous way.
Funny Panic Attack T-Shirt But First Panic Snarky Tee Shirt for Anxiety Panic Disorder PTSD Mug
by Funny Anti Trump
$18
Description: A black background features white text and a monochrome graphic. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". Below this, a large bear looms over a person lying on the ground in a fetal position. The bottom text reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
