Cryptid Alien Mugs
Description: Ever hear of the Braxton County Monster? Maybe the Flatwoods Monster or Green Monster? If not you should have been around in 1952. It made headlines all over the US at a time when Cold War tensions were high and alien encounters were rare. This shirt features a rendering of the original 1952 police sketch of the monster based on, eye whiteness, Kathleen May's description. This shirt was designed by the lifelong central West Virginia native, Andrew Smith, who has lived in Braxton County for the majority of his life. So get your Braxton County Monster shirt right here from a devoted Braxton County resident. I have several design versions available, but this one is the most subtle and mysterious. It features the original drawing wit...
Description: Stay safe—or get abducted! This “Don’t Talk to Strangers” design spoofs vintage safety‑education posters with a hilarious twist: a friendly little boy shaking hands with a tall green alien under a hovering UFO spotlight. The muted 1970s color palette and distressed print texture capture nostalgic classroom vibes while the sci‑fi gag delivers modern meme humor. Perfect for retro poster collectors, alien enthusiasts, and anyone who loves ironic safety tips. Wear it to comic cons, school events, or casual outings to spark conversations about stranger danger—especially if the stranger is from outer space! A quirky gift for fans of UFOs, cryptids, and dark humor.
Description: Ever hear of the Braxton County Monster? Maybe the Flatwoods Monster or Green Monster? If not you should have been around in 1952. It made headlines all over the US at a time when Cold War tensions were high and alien encounters were rare. This shirt features a rendering of the original 1952 police sketch of the monster based on, eye whiteness, Kathleen May's description. This shirt was designed by the lifelong central West Virginia native, Andrew Smith, who has lived in Braxton County for the majority of his life. So get your Braxton County Monster shirt right here from a devoted Braxton County resident. I have several design versions available, but this one is the most subtle and mysterious. It features the original drawing wit...
Description: Ever hear of the Braxton County Monster? Maybe the Flatwoods Monster or Green Monster? If not you should have been around in 1952. It made headlines all over the US at a time when Cold War tensions were high and alien encounters were rare. This shirt features a rendering of the original 1952 police sketch of the monster based on, eye whiteness, Kathleen May's description. This shirt was designed by the lifelong central West Virginia native, Andrew Smith, who has lived in Braxton County for the majority of his life. So get your Braxton County Monster shirt right here from a devoted Braxton County resident. This design features the original 1952 drawing as well a road map of the area in and around the original sighting location. Al...
Description: This cinematic artwork captures a shocked raccoon taking an epic selfie while Bigfoot, rocking sunglasses, rides a cool T-Rex through a misty forest, with a classic UFO cruising overhead. High-detail fur, expressive eyes, and tongue-in-cheek sci-fi vibes make this a hilarious mashup for cryptid believers, dinosaur fans, and meme lovers. Designed to pop on apparel, posters, and stickers, it blends adventure, humor, and retro fantasy into one unforgettable scene. Perfect geek gift for birthdays and holidays, or anyone who enjoys surreal pop culture crossovers and adorable chaos. Bring playful energy and extraterrestrial attitude to your everyday style. With bold colors.
Description: Celebrate your favorite walking pair of pants with this funny Fresno Nightcrawler design! Featuring the iconic California cryptid and the pun "I Identify as Leg-endary," this tee is perfect for fans of cryptid core, weirdcore aesthetic, and paranormal humor. Whether you love urban legends or just appreciate a good leggy ghost, this minimalist spooky design is a legendary addition to any cryptid hunter's wardrobe.
