Cryptid Creature Mugs
Description: The Sandown Clown was a strange being encountered by two young children vacationing at Lake Common, Sandown, Isle of Wight (UK) in May of 1973. Following a sound like an ambulance siren, the children wandered across a footbridge over a stream, and met a curious, unidentifiable being that has been described as "a cross between a clown, a robot, and an alien". It was a shy, but friendly being, and spoke kindly to the children for almost half an hour before they returned to their parents. It seemingly vanished after the encounter, and has never been seen again.
Description: The weirdest creatures in the forest finally have a dinner reservation. This “THE MIDNIGHT LUNCH CLUB” design brings together an unforgettable group of nocturnal and legendary creatures Mothman, skunk, bat, alien Bigfoot, raccoon, owl, possum, and wolf gathered around a table enjoying pizza, hot dogs, and soda. This bizarre midnight feast combines cryptid folklore, woodland animals, alien humor, spooky aesthetics, and absurd food comedy into one chaotic scene. Instead of hunting through the darkness, these mysterious creatures have apparently decided that late night pizza is more important.
Description: The Mongolian Death Worm is one of the more mysterious, yet popular Asian cryptids. Known as the Olgoi-Khorkoi in Mongolia, the name translates to “intestine-worm.” The creature got its name from its appearance and length. The creature is said to be red in color, and long, resembling a cow’s intesintine, hence its name. The creature is said to remain hidden under the sand for most of the year, except for June and July. It is truly a spectacle, when it does come out and feed. The creature is said to rise up from out of the ground, exposing itself completely. Its method of killing its prey varies, and all the methods are quite grisly and garish. Some stories say that it spits out a corrosive acid on its hapless victim, while others sa...
Description: Our agency seal now available for you! Adorn your favorite gear with this funky eldritch cat, but white for improved visibility on certain colors.
The ARES Network Seal (White Alt.) Mug
by The Agency for Redacted Exploration & Scrutiny Network
$18
Description: A fashion illustration inspired by the Fresno Nightcrawler, a cryptid first sighted in 2007 in Fresno, CA on surveillance footage of a man’s front yard. It has been described as a ghostly pale, very tall pair of pants, or a white semi humanoid figure with no arms and extremely long legs. Sightings of similar creatures were reported in Yosemite National Park in 2011, as well as in Montana and Poland. Although some sightings have proven to be hoaxes, the original footage has yet to be disproven, and so the mystery remains. My design was inspired by the description of the Fresno Nightcrawler as a “tall pair of pants”, which reminded me of the high waisted sailor pants popular among women in the 1930s and 1940s.
Description: This vintage-style design features a terrifying fish man lunging from the depths toward a group of shocked humans, captured in a dramatic circular woodcut-inspired scene. With classic horror vibes and bold linework, it’s perfect for fans of retro monster movies, aquatic cryptids, and nostalgic creature-feature chills. A must-have for old-school horror lovers.
Description: Scary Xmas Mothman Santa for anyone who loves tracking and researching monsters. Features the legendary humanoid creature dressed as Santa Claus. Wear proudly at any Halloween Party. Official GoshWow merchandise. Give it to kids and adults into cryptozoology and monsters. Enthusiasts of legends, bigfoot, sasquatch, high strangeness, the unexplained, mysteries, and other flying cryptids will love this Mothman artwork.
