Dork Mugs

Description: How to tell if you are a nerd

Description: Ink and collage illustration inspired by Kelly from the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Description: bumper sticker

Description: Ah, nothing beats a good cup of dragon heated coffee!

Description: Omega-Mu is a sorority at Adam's College. The Omega-Mu's have a reputation around the campus as being pigs, which Booger belives but has a complete turn around once he meets them. This is also the motivation for the Alpha-Beta's and Pi Delta Pi's prank during the Tri-Lamb's party. The Omega-Mu's team up with the Lambda Lambda Lambda's for the homecoming carnival. A new generation of M's appear in the third movie, which Booger uses to show the new Tri-Lamb's how to have a good party.

Description: Reviving an old design from childhood and those old CCS catalogs.

Description: Dork Shelf's official mascot Moby Dork

Description: Ready for book two of Mage the Victorian Age over on Dork Tales? Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Description: Bricks not included. If you prefer building a lifestyle of pure comfort (or just want to wear your true colors on your chest), this ironic parody tee is the perfect fit. Featuring the iconic, bright red block aesthetic and familiar bubbly typography, it’s a playful nod to a childhood classic—with a much more accurate personal twist. Perfect for anyone who appreciates retro styling, bold design, and a healthy dose of self-aware humor. Premium Comfort: Super soft fabric with just the right amount of stretch. Vibrant Print: The classic red backdrop and crisp lettering are made to pop. Classic Fit: Looks great layered or worn solo.

Description: NERRRRRDS!

Description: A dorky door key design that is sure to unlock the humor in anyone!

Description: Admit it with Pride, you've got Big Dork Energy

Description: Show your support for the Dork Pridecast!

Description: Fueled by the dark side — one cup at a time. This vintage emblem features a steaming coffee cup with lightning and coffee beans, perfect for galaxy-obsessed caffeine lovers. The force is strong with this brew.

Description: Hot Sauce? NO! HOT! SAUCE!

Description: Take a look at our fancy new logo! Designed by Michael Ilott

Description: Classic dork party action!

Description: A darkly hilarious tribute to the fine art of completely misunderstanding classic rock lyrics. Featuring a devil-horned vintage doorknob in stark monochrome line-art style, this design transforms an iconic rock lyric into: “FROM THE DORK OF SATANS DOORKNOB” Rendered in a raw underground concert-poster aesthetic with bold black-and-white contrast, distressed detailing, and a retro 70s hard rock vibe inspired by the era of mystical album art, cryptic lyrics, and legendary headphone sessions. Perfect for fans of classic rock, misheard lyrics, vintage metal aesthetics, and anyone who’s confidently sung the wrong words for decades.

Description: The Classic Dork Tales logo

Description: Join the dark side — they have coffee. A vintage badge design for fans of the galaxy far, far away who run on dark roast. Perfect for nerds, geeks, and caffeine addicts alike.

Description: Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Description: Descendents Day of the Dork design featuring punk rock, hardcore punk, pop punk and retro punk music themes.

Description: The Dork Tales Call of the Netherdeep logo

Description: Gersberms!

Description: Everyone's favorite unimportant NPC deserves his own shirt! From our Rime of the Frostmaiden stream!

Description: I'm A Little Door Key

Description: TODDART

Description: The Damsels of Dorkington rendered as superheroes!

Description: Don't you hate when that happens?

Description: Leave no XP wasted! Maybe next session, you'll level up!

Description: the official Star Wars Celebration Japan edition of the Dork Forces Podcast logo, now in Celebration Purple!

Description: Comment on the moronic Trump

Description: Dorks are cool! Wear it with pride.