Dptpid Mugs

Description: Coffee first, then kindness

Description: Sometimes the best weapon is the one that people least expect.

Description: CallDuckOfficial

Description: Am I right?

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: The classic DH butterfly logo. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.

Description: Lead with love

Description: Embrace the legend! Featuring Mister Puss in full scooter-riding glory with his iconic pancake face, this tee captures his fearless, wind-swept look with the slogan “Pancake Face is My Superpower.” Made for fans of Mister Puss who know that sometimes, the best superpowers come with whiskers and a little attitude!

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Dallas and Dakota The Dynamic Duo

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: A Halloween scene for the podcast!

Description: Don't forget to smile today! - Snickers

Description: Vengeance is mine! - That Aged Well Podcast

Description: Keep calm and stay cozy

Description: Keep calm and stay cozy

Description: Pita & Biscuit - callduckofficial

Description: A Victorian twist on the Dark Histories Logo, inspired by the Penny Newspapers of the day. Hand drawn by listener and artist Hannah Friederichs.

Description: Single Taken Toxic

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Classic Dark Histories Butterfly Logo, only on merch! Butterfly design by: Courtney Donkersteeg

Description: A modern reimagining for the Dark Histories Butterfly logo.

Description: Don't forget to smile today! - Snickers

Description: Moose and Milla - DogDadMantra

Description: Stanley The House Hippo

Description: Mister Puss

Description: Our take on "Surprise, surprise"

Description: FRONT print only!

Description: I'm cheering for you every day, you lovely nibble!

Description: Stanley The House Hippo

Description: "I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" in pink balloons T-Shirt by BLCKSMTH "I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" in pink balloons by BLCKSMTH I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Lead with Love

Description: Human In Training by Sweeti Gigi

Description: We offer NO REFUND$

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: A design to celebrate the well-loved monorail system