Exit Mugs
Description: A black rectangular graphic with a thick red border. White text reads "IN CASE OF FIRE" at the top, accompanied by a white flame icon. Below this, three lines of text appear: "git commit", "git push", and "exit building". Each line has a corresponding white icon to its right: a circular arrow symbol, an arrow pointing into a square, and an open door with an arrow pointing outward.
Description: A graphic composition featuring four white rounded rectangles on a black background. The top left contains a black stick figure running through an open door with an arrow pointing right. The bottom left has the text "of my branch". The top right has the text "Git out". The bottom right displays a black line diagram of connected nodes.
Description: "STATUS: SKEDADDLING..." glows in retro green computer-terminal lettering above a chunky segmented loading bar stuck at 95%, with "EXIT LOCATED" typed underneath. Nerdy, dry-witted and built for introverts and anyone already halfway to the door. A fun pick for retirement, last day at work, introverts and party escape artists, or as a holiday gift.
Status Skedaddling Funny Loading Bar Retro Computer Leaving Humor Mug
by Fisheyed Graphics
$13 $18
Description: “MY PULL OUT GAME STRONG / MY EXIT POLL WEAK” pairs a cheeky double-meaning slogan with an American eagle, flag-inspired stripes, stars, and a declining bar chart. The bold yellow, red, blue, and white palette gives the design a classic political-cartoon feel. It may appeal to fans of election jokes, polling humor, and sharp political satire. The visual combines patriotic imagery with a punchline about exit polls, making the message unmistakably election-themed. Shirt
My Pull Out Game Strong My Exit Poll Weak – Political Eagle Humor Mug
by Fatimora-shirts
$13 $18
Description: Lovers Rock by TV Girl, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 105 BPM in F major. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 348 days on the global chart, peaking at #92. Its lines trace the run in 16 countries. A gift for music lovers and data fans.
Description: Make a quick exit in style with this hilariously relatable "I Came, I Saw, I Left" typography design. Putting a witty twist on the famous historical quote, this playful graphic features bold, bubbly hand-lettered text paired with charming illustrations of a rolling suitcase and a flying airplane leaving a dashed flight path. The retro-inspired color palette blends smooth pastel teal, warm mustard yellow, and crisp white lettering that pops vividly against a solid dark backdrop. Perfect for introverts who love to slip away early, frequent flyers with a sense of humor, or anyone who values a swift departure, this comical travel statement design brings a fun, lighthearted, and sarcastic vibe to any digital collection.
Description: Master the art of the perfect Irish exit! Express your true introverted spirit with this hilarious "My Favorite Party Is Leaving Early" design. Perfect for homebodies, low-social-battery legends, and introverts who attend the event just to say they came before sneaking back home. Makes a fantastic gift for friends who love an early night in.
