Eye Patch Mugs
Description: A circular centered composition featuring a detailed close-up of a chimpanzee wearing a pirate hat and an eye patch. The ape has its mouth open, revealing sharp teeth and a pink tongue. White text encircles the primate, reading "YO-HO-HO AND A PINT OF BRASS MONKEY" above and "WE DRINK AND ROB AND HHYME AND PILLAGE" below.
Description: A black and white depiction of a smoking pirate with a beard and eye patch, wearing a tricorn hat. Palm trees are to the left and a sailing ship on the water with clouds and birds are to the right. White text at the bottom reads 'THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES'.
Description: A retro-style cartoon of a boy wearing an eye patch and speaking in a speech bubble. The text within the bubble reads "youll shoot your eye out". Below the boy, large red text spells out "RED RYDER" followed by smaller text detailing "Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!". The background is solid black.
Description: A circular emblem with a black background featuring a green zombie pirate head with an eye patch and orange bandana. The text 'TRAUMAVILLE' is arched above and 'HEALTH CLUB' below in orange. White dumbbells flank the head, and green slime drips from the bottom. The design has a distressed, vintage style.
