Killer Mugs
Description: Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!
PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT FOOD OR SERIAL KILLERS Mug
by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST
$13 $18
Description: This unique design features a Haida inspired killer whale. The Native pattern depicts a tribal orca design that is comprised of flowing lines and elegant shapes. A small fish appears inside the body of the whale with stylized faces inside the fins and tail. This beautiful pattern is a stylish representation of this majestic and spiritual creature.
Description: Masked. Hungry. Hilarious. This “Cereal Killer” design is a spooky twist on your favorite childhood breakfast obsession. With a retro cereal box vibe and horrorcore energy, it’s perfect for slasher fans and Halloween fiends. Perfect for: horror pun collectors, cult horror fans, breakfast weirdos, and spooky meme lovers.
Cereal Killer | Funny Horror Parody Slasher Cereal Mug
by Strange And Twisted
$13 $18
Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--