Monty Python Funny Mugs

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funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans

None shall pass

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Trying to determine if she is a witch? Witches are made of wood? Ever wondered what will float in water?

The knights who say "Ni!"

Killer Bunny - Death Awaits

This but a scratch

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie as a tarot card.

This bunny has a secret...the rabbit hole of no return.

With a nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, show your support for the candidate we can truly trust in 2024... Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords.

Make people laugh with this iconic moment from Monty Python

Buy this design or I will taunt you a second time..!

Classic line from a great skit, know what I mean?? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!!

The Spanish Inquisition

Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

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Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Funny Python Quote for those with a quirky sense of humour

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate_

He ain't dead - e's just pinin' for the fjords. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue - although they do stun easily.

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

I Drink, Therefore I Am - Rene Descartes with a Beer

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tis but a scratch

Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

Black Knight

That most dangerous of animals ... The Clever Sheep

TIS BUT A SCRATCH !

I fart in your general direction!

Taunting Kitten

I've had worst!

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

"Tis but a scratch" is a famous quote from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." In the film, the character the Black Knight says this line dismissively after having his arm cut off in a sword fight. The phrase has since become a humorous and iconic way to downplay or make light of a minor injury, setback, or challenge. It's often used in a joking manner to emphasize resilience or to playfully shrug off difficulties, even in situations where the issue might be more significant than implied by the phrase.

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