Per Mugs
Description: A black background displays four white rectangular boxes containing text in a bold, sans-serif font. The first box reads "INIAVE YOU HAME.". The second box reads "YOU, PER THIPAXDONDIC.". The third box reads "YOU- YOUR YOURING". The fourth box reads "MINDALT.". Below these boxes, centered, is the text "– Michael Scott" in white.
Description: This monochrome-style graphic resembles a nutrition label. The top reads "ACCOUNTANT FACTS" in bold white text. Below, "Serving Size" is followed by columns for "Amount Per Serving" and "% Daily Value". The facts listed are "Fixing stupid mistakes 100%", "Crunching numbers 100%", "Math master 50%", "Multi-tasker 100%", and "Form-filler". A disclaimer is at the bottom.
Description: A cartoon-style slice of bright green pie with a dollop of whipped cream sits on a white plate. A small sign in the whipped cream reads 'Enjoy "1 Slice"'. A green circular border encloses the pie and contains text stating 'ONE SLICE PER WEEK - BARTERING FOR EXTRA TOIENS IS FORBIDDEN'.
Description: A rotting, headset-wearing office ghoul slumps at his desk with a "Souls Not Included" mug, surrounded by binders labeled "Q3 Reports," "Synergy Deck" and "Circle Back" on a vintage pulp horror cover reading "Per My Last Séance," complete with a 35¢ price tag and the warning "They Work You to Death... Then Expect a Spirit of Excellence." Grim, corporate and built for anyone who has written "per my last email" through clenched teeth. A fun pick for office workers, call center veterans, corporate cynics, or a workplace Halloween party.
Per My Last Seance Funny Office Zombie Ghost Pulp Horror Comic Corporate Humor Halloween Mug
by Fisheyed Graphics
$18
Description: Celebrate the new era of compact trucks with this "Urban Pickup Revolution" illustration. Featuring a modified orange Ford Maverick angling forward, the design utilizes heavy, blocky typography and sharp yellow slashes to simulate high-speed track action. It is a highly styled, streetwear-friendly design crafted specifically for truck enthusiasts who love the city racing aesthetic
Description: A circular emblem featuring the crown at the top and the text "R. M. GIBRALTAR". Below the text is a globe showing the African continent, surrounded by golden laurel branches. Beneath the globe, an anchor is centrally placed with ribbons on either side displaying the text "PER MARE" and "PER TERRAM".
Description: A black background with white text presented in a nutritional facts label format. The main heading is 'Welder Facts'. It lists 'Serving Size 1 container abow g' and 'Amount Per Serving' followed by a list of traits for a welder with percentages: 'Fixing stupid mistakes 100%', 'Steady hand 100%', 'Flux master 100%', 'Maximum penetration 100%', and 'Strange positions 100%'. A small paragraph at the bottom contains humorous, nonsensical text related to a welder's diet.
Description: Buy "As Per My Last Email Funny Quotes" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Sung Ink" for more designs and style options.
Description: Buy "As Per My Last Email Funny Quotes" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Sung Ink" for more designs and style options.
Description: A vintage-inspired sci-fi design celebrating Pax au Telemanus from the Red Rising universe. Blending retro aesthetics with powerful space opera energy, this artwork captures the fearless spirit, loyalty, and larger-than-life presence of one of the saga’s most iconic warriors. Perfect for bookish sci-fi fans who love dystopian rebellion, galactic conflict, and the unforgettable world created by Pierce Brown.
Description: A black background with white text. The text is arranged in four lines with a fifth line below it. The first line reads "INIAVE YOU HAME.". The second line reads "YOU, PER THIPAXDONDIC.". The third line reads "YOU- YOUR YOURING". The fourth line reads "MINDALT.". Below these lines, centered, is "– Michael Scott". The text is in a simple, sans-serif font.