Returns Mugs
Description: Arthur is invited to appear on Murray's show due to the unexpected popularity of his routine clips. En route to the studio, Arthur is pursued by the two detectives onto a train filled with clown protesters. One detective accidentally shoots a protester and incites a riot, allowing Arthur to escape. Before the show goes live, Arthur requests that Murray introduce him as Joker, a reference to Murray's previous mockery. Arthur walks out to a warm reception, but tells morbid jokes, admits he killed the men on the train, and rants about how society abandons the disenfranchised.
Description: You have looked into the eyes of Christopher Walken. You can't look away and you don't know why. You feel him pulling you in. Pure joy washes over you as you stare. He says something. What's that Mr. Walken? You pull yourself closer as you are dying to know what he said. You start to feel aroused like never before in your life. Christopher says it again but you still can't quite make it out. You get closer still. You get excited about the idea of kissing him and then you are afraid. Am i even worthy to kiss him, you think to yourself. You start sweating at the idea of your mouths touching when he says it again. This time you hear it clear as a cowbell, "Buy this shirt."
