Verified Mugs
Description: If you know a microbrew fan or zythophile, give them this hilarious present for christmas, birthday, a stocking stuffer, hanukkah or xmas. You know your booze and alcohol, now you've got the certified social media blue checkmark. Makes a great gift for mom, dad, uncle, aunt, best friend.
Description: Somewhere beneath the ice, something learned how to become us. Specimen 82-A reimagines The Thing as a classified Antarctic field-identification report, filled with host analysis, cellular diagrams, blood samples, containment protocols, and one very important question: which specimen is still human? Built for fans of John Carpenter's 1982 sci-fi horror classic, this artwork hides references to paranoia, biological mimicry, Outpost 31, the infected dog, blood testing, and the terrifying idea that the person standing beside you may no longer be human. A vintage scientific-document aesthetic meets Antarctic survival horror, with distressed print texture and old-school research typography.
Description: A black background with large white distressed text "BURPEES" at the top. Below are five stars, four gold and one white. Underneath, text reads "WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE, WOULD GIVE ZEIO STARS IF I COULD". To the left is a yellow crying emoji face, followed by "ME" and a green circle with a white checkmark, and the text "VERIFIED USER".
