Collapse Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).
Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).
V404 Cygni : first black hole triple system discoverer Phone Case
by Weirdyan
$17 $23
Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).
Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).
Description: The Ultimate Motivational Gear for Data-Driven Athletes. This design speaks the truth: Pain is Temporary, Strava Stats Are Forever. Dedicated to every runner, cyclist, triathlete, and gym lover who pushes through the struggle for that 'New PR' notification. It's the perfect reminder during marathon training, tough cycling climbs, or intense workouts—keep going, because the data never lies. A great gift for the data-obsessed athlete who lives to Run. Ride. Record. Celebrate the Stats.
Description: Is our civilization facing collapse? The signs of the times: crises, conflicts, catastrophes are growing steadily. Show with this design that we all need to take action. The tipping point seems near.
Civilization In Progress - No Future - NEG Gold 2C Phone Case
by MrFaulbaum
$17 $23
Description: This abrasive and chaotic design for Eyehategod evokes the raw, nihilistic energy of sludge metal. A nightmarish collage of distorted facial features, oversized teeth, and a staring eyeball emerges from mechanical chaos, all rendered in gritty black and white. The surreal intensity reflects the band's themes of addiction, decay, and inner turmoil. This piece perfectly embodies Eyehategod’s signature blend of sonic filth and psychological disturbance—ideal for fans of heavy, uncomfortable, and confrontational art.
Description: American Freefall — Ink & Ash Eagle (Dark Version A bald eagle rendered in raw ink-wash and brush texture, wings spread wide as it climbs out of a swirl of dissolving splatter, perched atop ornate hand-lettered type. This is symbolic collapse painted like fine art — a falling eagle transformed into something between wreckage and resilience, civic symbolism stripped to ink, dust, and grit. National decline meets endurance in one weathered image. Political art from Puff Sumo for anyone who sees the cracks and still isn’t looking away.
American Freefall — Ink & Ash Eagle (Dark Version Phone Case
by Puff Sumo
$17 $23
Description: American Freefall — Ink & Ash Eagle (No Background) A bald eagle rendered in raw ink-wash and brush texture, wings spread wide as it climbs out of a swirl of dissolving splatter, perched atop ornate hand-lettered type. This is symbolic collapse painted like fine art — a falling eagle transformed into something between wreckage and resilience, civic symbolism stripped to ink, dust, and grit. National decline meets endurance in one weathered image. Political art from Puff Sumo for anyone who sees the cracks and still isn’t looking away.
American Freefall — Ink & Ash Eagle (No Background) Phone Case
by Puff Sumo
$17 $23
Description: American Freefall — Ink & Ash Eagle A bald eagle rendered in raw ink-wash and brush texture, wings spread wide as it climbs out of a swirl of dissolving splatter, perched atop ornate hand-lettered type. This is symbolic collapse painted like fine art — a falling eagle transformed into something between wreckage and resilience, civic symbolism stripped to ink, dust, and grit. National decline meets endurance in one weathered image. Political art from Puff Sumo for anyone who sees the cracks and still isn’t looking away.
Description: Sometimes you just need to dramatically collapse on the floor and this cat gets it completely. This funny cat shirt is perfect for anyone who has ever hit that point of total exhaustion and decided the floor was the only logical destination. Relatable, sarcastic, and absolutely accurate. Great gift for cat moms, cat dads, introverts, coworkers, best friends, or anyone who works hard and deserves to dramatically collapse at the end of the day. Whether it's a Monday mood, a post work vibe, or just everyday life this tee says it all.
Funny Cat - Also Would Like to Dramatically Collapse on the Floor Phone Case
by Nightmare Tee
$17 $23
Description: A humorous cycling design featuring a road bike and the text 'If I Collapse Can Someone Pause My Strava'.
If I Collapse Can Someone Pause My Strava Cycling Phone Case
by Remisova illustrator
$17 $23
Description: A loud retro-futurist patriotic parody featuring an exaggerated muscular hero flexing beneath bold Right to Bare Arms lettering. Star-spangled armor, mirrored shades, rockets, bald eagles, patriotic tattoos, and a President 2130 badge create an over-the-top vision of future Americana. The design mixes comic book intensity, political satire, freedom humor, and hypermasculine superhero imagery in vivid red, white, and blue.
Strava Gift, Strava Running Gift, Cycling Gifts, If I Collapse Strava Phone Case
by Raw Creative Prints
$17 $23
Description: American Freefall — A Nation in Descent A bald eagle plunges through open sky, wings still spread, feathers scattering and talons fracturing apart mid-fall. Bold block type reads “American Freefall: A Nation in Descent” beneath the falling bird — a stark image of symbolic collapse against a clean blue sky. This falling eagle stands in for national decline, civic symbolism rendered without noise or clutter, just a nation quite literally coming apart at the seams. Political art from Puff Sumo for anyone watching the freefall happen in real time.
Description: This design captures the gritty charm of Sanctuary Moon with a retro sci-fi aesthetic inspired by the Murderbot Diaries universe. Featuring a vintage book cover style, brooding android elements
The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon Murderbot diaries Phone Case
by Shoting
$17 $23
Description: The "If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch" design is a hilarious statement for any runner or jogger who appreciates a good laugh about their endurance efforts. This unique graphic features a determined sloth, dressed in full running gear, including a "Sloth Joggers" headband and a "Sloth Run Club" tank top, complete with a running watch and sneakers. This funny sloth runner graphic captures the spirit of slow but steady progress, making it perfect for marathon participants, casual joggers, or anyone who enjoys the ironic humor of an athletic sloth. Whether you're training for a race, hitting the pavement for a morning run, or simply love sloths, this design speaks to the everyday challenges and triumphs of running. Show off your sense of hum
Description: This clever and symbolic design showcases a raccoon as the embodiment of adaptability and resilience in a broken world. Surrounded by scattered mechanical parts and fragments of a disrupted environment, the raccoon takes on the role of a resourceful survivor—quietly rebuilding from what remains. The phrase emphasizes the idea of the “ultimate generalist,” highlighting the raccoon’s natural intelligence and ability to thrive in changing, often chaotic conditions.
Description: American in Freefall — A National Decline A bald eagle plummets wings-spread through a canyon of towering red skyscrapers as a silent crowd watches from below, faces lost in shadow. Ornate hand-lettered typography crowns the scene like a headline for the republic’s unraveling. This is symbolic collapse rendered in bold color and civic symbolism — a falling eagle standing in for a nation’s decline, caught mid-freefall between glass and steel. Political art from Puff Sumo for anyone who feels the weight of watching history happen in real time.
If I Collapse Strava, Strava Running Gift, Cycling Gifts, Strava Gift Phone Case
by Raw Creative Prints
$17 $23
Description: Show your dedication to running with this funny "If I Collapse Please Pause My Watch" design. Perfect for marathon runners, half marathon athletes, trail runners, joggers, and fitness enthusiasts who love tracking every mile, pace, and personal record. A humorous design that every serious runner can appreciate. Great for running clubs, race participants, endurance athletes, cross country runners, fitness lovers, and anyone preparing for a marathon or road race. Ideal for race day, training sessions, birthdays, holidays, running events, and everyday wear. A fun gift for runners who never want to miss a second on their running watch.
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by Patternpla
$17 $23
