Darn Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A patriotic graphic features a bald eagle with outstretched wings positioned centrally. Behind the eagle are two crossed firearms, likely shotguns, with American flags to their left and right. The text "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN" is displayed above the eagle. Below the eagle and firearms, the text "BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD" is prominently featured. The overall style is bold and detailed.
Bald Eagle With Crossed Rifles American Flags Too Old Too Fight Too Slow Too Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Text Phone Case
by Typography of Arts
$17 $23
Description: A humorous retro vintage typography design featuring "i will never be over the hill i'm too darn tired to climb it!" with a lazy cat illustration making a hilarious birthday, holiday, or retirement gift choice for sarcastic cat moms, dads, grandparents, and senior citizens with a witty sense of humor.
I Will Never Be Over The Hill Too Darn Tired Funny Cat Quote Phone Case
by partialarea
$17 $23
Description: A black background features a target with concentric circles and numbers. White distressed text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT" in an arc at the top, "TOO SLOW TO RUN" in the middle, "SHOOT" largely in the center, and "PRETTY DARN GOOD" at the bottom. The style is bold and rugged.
Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run Shoot Pretty Darn Good Target Phone Case
by liquiditynationsquad
$17 $23
Description: A black background features a detailed depiction of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat. The raccoon is portrayed in a light cream color with black accents. Above the raccoon, the text reads "CALL ME DARN" in a curved, bold font. Below the raccoon, the text reads "CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" in a straight, bold font. The style is somewhat retro.
Raccoon In Cowboy Hat "CALL ME DARN CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" Phone Case
by Xsmile Xstd
$17 $23
Description: Yer Darn Tootin Right It's Cold - Funny Cold Winter Weather, Norwegian & Fargo fashion for Christmas, Winter weather, blizzards, snow days, and cold days! Funny Fargo humor, slang and sayings. Great gift for Canadians, and Midwesterners from Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa and of course those from Norway! Funny Norwegian American saying, slang, and lingo.
DARN It I'm Addicted to Drugs Parody Joke Funny Meme Phone Case
by TrikoNovelty
$17 $23
Description: A distressed graphic featuring bold red and white text on a black background. The text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT Pretty Darn Good". The word "SHOOT" has two target symbols as the "O"s. The phrase "Pretty Darn Good" is in a cursive font.
Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Phone Case
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$17 $23
Description: A bold graphic features a bald eagle with outstretched wings, perched above two crossed rifles. Two American flags flank the eagle. The text reads 'TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD'. The style is detailed and patriotic.
Eagle With Flags and Rifles Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Shoot Pretty Darn Good Phone Case
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$17 $23
Description: A bold graphic featuring an eagle with spread wings, holding two rifles. Behind the eagle is an American flag. Text above reads, "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN". Text below reads, "BUT I CAN STILL *SHOOT* PRETTY DARN GOOD". The overall style is patriotic and slightly aggressive.
Description: A graphic featuring a bald eagle with spread wings, holding two American flags. Crossed rifles are positioned below the eagle. Text reads "TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN" above the eagle, and "BUT I CAN STILL *SHOOT* PRETTY DARN GOOD" below. Blue stars and lines accent the text.
Eagle With Guns And Flags Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still *Shoot* Pretty Darn Good Phone Case
by david man
$17 $23
Description: Humorous bowling saying for players who know the frustration of leaving the stubborn 10 pin standing. Perfect for bowlers who love the game and aren’t afraid to bring some attitude to the lanes.
Sometimes Not Game Makes You Emotional Ten Pin Bowling Phone Case
by Lubowitz Rodriguez
$17 $23
Description: A detailed, scratchboard-style rendering of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat. The raccoon is depicted standing on grass. Text above reads "CALL ME DARN" in an arc, and text below reads "CUZ I BEEN TOOTIN'" in a larger arc. The background is black.
Raccoon In Cowboy Hat "Call Me Darn Cuz I Been Tootin'" Phone Case
by phsycstudiocoly
$17 $23
Description: Greek humorous quote: ‘Crazy and indifferent’ - Τρελλή κι’αδιάφορη, denoting a state where one doesn’t give a darn anymore but in a lighthearted kind of way.
Crazy and indifferent - Τρελλή κι’αδιάφορη Phone Case
by Wrong Think Nation
$17 $23
Description: A cartoon purple dinosaur with a large smile and wide eyes stands using a walker. It wears a yellow shirt and a green vest. The text "I'LL NEVER BE OVER THE HILL" is arched above the dinosaur, and "I'M TOO DARN TIRED TO CLIMB IT" is arched below.
Purple Dinosaur with Walker I'll Never Be Over The Hill I'm Too Darn Tired To Climb It Phone Case
by NURUL SHAFIA
$17 $23
Description: This design says "Dang, I remember when all this was woods." Do you find yourself saying this more and more? It may be time for you to add this item to your collection. Or better yet, give it to your dad as a Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift! He says this EVERY TIME YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A VISIT, amiright?
Dang, I Remember When All This Was Woods - Funny Dad Joke Middle Aged Man Grandpa Old Man Saying Phone Case
by Spatula City
$17 $23
Description: A funny dark-apparel novelty design featuring "i will never be over the hill i'm too darn tired to climb it!" with a vibrant yellow armchair graphic making a witty retirement party decoration or milestone birthday surprise for sarcastic grandpas, grandmas, and older adults with a rebellious sense of humor.
I Will Never Be Over The Hill Too Tired Lazy Cat Retro Phone Case
by partialarea
$17 $23
TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD Phone Case
by talent_maries
$17 $23
Is Buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart? Phone Case
by Darn DOGGIE Club
$17 $23
Description: The best gift for friends, family members, relatives or anyone who was born in 1954 on birthday, New Year, Christmas, Father’s day, Mother’s day, Thanksgiving day or any occasion in a year
Black Cat Born In 1954 Too Slow To Run Too Old To Fight Phone Case
by cogemma.art
$17 $23
If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Oh Dinosaur Phone Case
by Charlie Dion
$17 $23
