Guide Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Vintage mycology poster "A FIELD GUIDE TO MUSHROOMS Fungi of the Forest" featuring 7 detailed illustrations - Fig.1 Amanita muscaria Fly Agaric, Fig.2 Cantharellus cibarius Chanterelle, Fig.3 Boletus edulis Porcini, Fig.4 Coprinus comatus Shaggy Ink Cap, Fig.5 Morchella esculenta Morel, Fig.6 Pleurotus ostreatus Oyster Mushroom, Fig.7 Galerina marginata Deadly Galerina - with spore print diagrams on aged parchment. Bold center text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDIBLE AND DANGEROUS FUNGI." Perfect for mushroom hunters, mycologists, foragers, and dark humor fungi lovers who love vintage scientific illustration.
Description: A vintage Victorian-style instructional diagram revealing the dark strategy of seduction and bloodhunting. Featuring Dracula and a lady in a classic ballgown, this gothic vintage illustration details a step-by-step vampire guide: 1) Eyes: Eye contact. 2) Smile: Check her smile. 3) Neck: Check carotid access. 4) Cross: Ensure no crucifix. 5) Breathing: Check breathing rate. 6) Hands: Control distance and pulse. Perfect for fans of classic horror, Victorian gothic art, retro diagrams, Dracula lore, and dark humorous Halloween apparel.
Description: For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”
Description: A hilarious vintage-inspired t-shirt design featuring the ultimate “Senior Citizen Texting Code” chart! Perfect for grandparents, retirees, moms, dads, grandpas, and grandmas who love classic humor and retro typography styles. Designed with distressed cream and mustard yellow lettering on a black background, this funny parody texting guide turns everyday senior moments into clever fake acronyms like LOL, BFF, LMDO, and ROFCGU.
Description: “But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
