Selective Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Grave Of British Soldiers by Debra Martz Though the first shots of April 19, 1775 were fired at Lexington. MA around 5am, the larger skirmish happened about 10 miles away at the North Bridge of Concord River around 8am. It was the first shot at Concord that is referred to as "The Shot Heard Round the World" This British headstone is on the pathway to the bridge. ©Debra Martz, All Rights Reserved In My Gallery/Collection: "East Coast" 20231006-DSC_9445.NEF
Description: Selective hearing typography bold black and white minimalist text design that says "I HAVE DEVELOPED SOME SORT OF SELECTIVE DEAFNESS." Perfect for husband and wife, coworkers, work office, introvert, sarcastic people, and anyone who loves witty humor and funny quote shirts. Great gift for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who prefers tuning out unnecessary noise!
Description: Display your unapologetically precise standards with this vintage emblem typography designed for the proudly selective. Whether attending a casual weekend brunch or exploring a local arts festival, this elegantly demanding aesthetic makes your astrological expectations clear. Grab this high-quality zodiac apparel right now and wear your perfectionist badge with absolute honor.
Description: Embody a stress free spouse with this grunge typography delivering a masterclass in domestic delegation. Perfect for running weekend errands or enjoying a girls night out, this cheerfully dismissive aesthetic brilliantly enforces your relationship boundary. Tap the Linktree on my Instagram profile to add this distressed lettering to your wardrobe and keep your peace of mind intact.
Description: This dynamic design captures the rebellious spirit of the modern office worker, depicted as a determined grey tabby cat in a rumpled business suit and samurai topknot. With a katana over one shoulder and a briefcase in hand, the cat strides away from a chaotic cubicle toward a glowing pink exit. Perfect for anime fans and corporate escape enthusiasts who dream of walking out of the daily grind with style.
i am a multitasker i can listen to you and ignore you at the same time Phone Case
by Outdoor hiker
$23
Description: I Have Selective Hearing Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either. Sarcastic Humor Saying. Funny Quote. Witty Personality.
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either Funny Sarcasm Humor Phone Case
by Mateo
$17 $23
Description: Declare your communication policy with this distressed text tee featuring a deadpan bespectacled raccoon hunched over an open book and a steaming cup of coffee. Perfect for introverts, dedicated readers, antisocial intellectuals, and anyone whose listening availability is permanently booked solid.
Description: Show off your sense of humor with this hilarious performance tee that perfectly captures the sassy attitude of cats. This shirt is a must-have for anyone with selective hearing or a love for clever and witty designs. Let your outfit do the talking for you with this funny and relatable top.
Description: A hilarious typography design featuring the phrase “I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today” Packed with dry humor and playful sarcasm, this artwork is perfect for anyone who enjoys witty comebacks and relatable everyday jokes. Its bold text and clever message make it a standout choice for fans of sarcastic quotes, attitude filled humor, and minimalist typography.
