Selective Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: This is a delightfully unapologetic excuse for anyone who refuses to feel guilty about having an empty schedule. It treats a completely open day not as an invitation for plans, but as a hard-earned commitment to resting, relaxing, and staying completely isolated from the outside world.
Description: Grab this gag fun I Have Selective Hearing You Werent Selected Today T-Shirt for your mom, dad, husband, wife, son, daughter, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend! It's the perfect gift for Birthday, Father's Day or Christmas! This funny I Have Selective Hearing You Werent Selected Today T-Shirt is the perfect humorous saying sarcastic tee tank top pj pajama clothes apparel for men, women, boys, girls, kids, toddlers, youth & teens who loves humor puns memes and sarcasms
Description: A hilarious raccoon design featuring a relaxed trash panda with coffee and a perfectly sarcastic selective hearing attitude. Great for raccoon lovers, coffee fans, introverts, and anyone who enjoys funny animal humor with lazy day energy. This playful design is perfect for shirts, stickers, and gifts for people who love cute woodland animals, witty sayings, and caffeinated chaos.
Description: A funny and sarcastic cat design for readers, introverts, cat lovers, and anyone with a perfectly timed sense of selective hearing. Featuring a grumpy bookish cat with glasses, coffee, and a sharp attitude, this design is great for people who enjoy witty humor, cozy reading vibes, and unapologetic feline energy. Perfect for everyday wear, gifts for cat moms and cat dads, book lovers, and anyone who prefers peace, quiet, and clever funny sayings.
Description: This is a hilariously honest confession for anyone who watches their phone ring in absolute silence until it stops. It skips the usual, polite lies about having a dead battery or a busy schedule, proudly admitting that avoiding the conversation was a deliberate and necessary choice for your peace of mind.
Description: Unleash your inner wit with this clever 'Your Brain Automatically Translates WTF But Not LOL' design. This funny graphic features bold typography on a vibrant background, accompanied by a sarcastic dictionary-style definition of 'your brain.' It describes the brain as 'a highly efficient, sarcastic translation device with advanced priorities and questionable logic,' also referencing 'common sense, sarcasm, and selective processing.' This humorous statement resonates with anyone who's experienced their mind's unique way of interpreting internet slang and acronyms. Ideal for sarcastic individuals, witty thinkers, and those who enjoy a good laugh about human cognition. Show off your intelligent sense of humor and spark conversations with this
Description: Pasted onto a weathered utility box at a city intersection, a long faced dog wears a striped shirt and suspenders against a vivid yellow panel. The selective color treatment creates memorable street art energy for dog lovers, urban photography fans, and admirers of anthropomorphic portraits.
Description: Funny design for bad listeners who have selective hearing or don't want to listen. Perfect for every husky owner or lover. Make Laugh with our fun selective hearing tee! Ideal for coworkers, spouses, and anyone who tunes out. Perfect for husky lovers who want humor in their style. Make a playful statement with this tee that adds a twist to selective hearing vibes!
I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected Funny Sarcastic Husky Dog Dog Shirt Phone Case
by Funny Shirt Imperium
$23
Description: This is a brutally honest truth for anyone who only showed up to an event out of absolute obligation. It makes it completely clear that your physical presence is a rare, reluctant exception, and that your mind is already entirely focused on making a fast escape back to your couch.
