Stab Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A black background with bold red text. The top line reads "I WILL" in large, uppercase letters. Below is a realistic depiction of a syringe with red fluid. The bottom lines contain the words "STAB" in very large red uppercase letters, and "you" in smaller red lowercase letters below it.
Stab-A-Loops Horror Cereal Box Halloween Killer Breakfast Phone Case
by Gumart
$17 $23
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a black cat wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross and a stethoscope. The cat holds a syringe filled with red liquid. The background has horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and blue. Text reads "THAT'S WHAT I DO I AM A NURSE" at the top and "I STAB PEOPLE AND I KNOW THINGS" at the bottom.
That's What I Do I Am A Nurse I Stab People And I Know Things Black Cat Retro Sunset Phone Case
by EONGJE STUDIO
$17 $23
Description: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough. Funny Food Pun For Chefs, Home Cooks, And Foodies Who Love Kitchen Humor And Witty Sayings About Eating.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad If You Stab It Enough Funny Food Pun Chef Kitchen Humor Phone Case
by JaskconLIfe23
$17 $23
Description: A grotesque death metal vision—this 200 Stab Wounds design erupts in crimson blood and decayed flesh, echoing the gore-soaked brutality of the band’s relentless sound.
200 Stab Wounds Exploding Gore Brutal Death Metal Phone Case
by Sunken Chest
$17 $23
Don't Think I Wouldn't Stab You | Inktober Day 18 bottle Phone Case
by PowerSurgeX1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: A bold dark-humor dating shirt quote for women who love sarcasm, edgy jokes, and unapologetic attitude. Perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a taste for unconventional dating humor.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me – Funny Dark Humor Dating Quote Phone Case
by photographer1
$17 $23
Description: Be majestic like a unicorn with this unicorn apparel perfect gifts for unicorn lover. Show everyone your spirit animal while wearing this funny and awesome unicorn apparel.
I Wish I Am A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Phone Case
by coltonsampson
$17 $23
Description: Embrace your love for greens and humor with this design. Perfect for foodies, chefs, and anyone who enjoys witty kitchen sayings. Features the complete text: Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough.
Any Salad Can Be A Caesar Salad Stab It Enough Funny Foodie Cooking Humor Phone Case
by It's Over
$17 $23
Description: Showcasing The Humor Quote 'Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me'. Ideal For Individuals Who Enjoy Dark Humor, Sarcasm, And Expressing A Bold Independent Personality.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Dark Humor Sarcastic Dating Phone Case
by PSU MMA CLUB
$17 $23
Description: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me. Sarcastic humor for men seeking edgy dating quotes and funny relationship sayings.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Edgy Dating Sarcastic Humor Phone Case
by PSU MMA CLUB
$17 $23
Description: Registered Nurse Gift. Looking for a thoughtful gift for a nurse? This registered nurse design is perfect for birthdays, graduation, Nurses Week, holidays, or everyday wear. Great for RNs, nursing students, nurse practitioners, and healthcare professionals.
I Am A Cat Nurse I Stab People I Know Things Vintage Black Cat Phone Case
by Mlc.artcreations
$17 $23
Description: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me. This Edgy Sarcastic Humor Design Appeals To Individuals Who Enjoy Rebellious Dating Jokes And Strong Partner Themes.
Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Edgy Sarcastic Relationship Humor Phone Case
by PSU MMA CLUB
$17 $23
Scary Nurse - Be Nice Or I Will Stab You Funny Vintage Nurse Phone Case
by PsyPop Works
$17 $23
Description: A cute bear holding a tiny knife, surrounded by skulls and the phrase “Cute But Psycho.” A playful design that combines adorable bear art with dark humor, edgy attitude, and a mischievous twist.
I Have Stability The Ability to Stab Bear 2026 Phone Case
by Tobe Fonseca
$17 $23
Description: Three green frogs holding knives with playful expressions, accompanied by the phrase “Stab Stab Stab” in vibrant letters. This design combines humor, irreverence and eccentric charm. Ideal as a gift for frog lovers and fans of unique and fun prints.
Stab Stab Stab Funny Frog by Tobe Fonseca Phone Case
by Tobe Fonseca
$17 $23
Myers Voorhees 28 Stab It Political Parody Phone Case
by miichelleaday
$17 $23
Description: A tongue-in-cheek line about the slow, repetitive patience of cross-stitching. Dark-humored and relatable to stitchers.
Cross Stitch Proof That I Have The Patience To Stab Stitcher Phone Case
by Red_TagFoodie
$17 $23
Description: A witty cross stitch design combines an ornate needle, pink roses, Gothic lettering, and the phrase Cross Stitch For The Moments When You Need To Stab Something 10,000 Times. Crafting frustration meets dark needlework humor.
Cross Stich For the Moment When You Need To Stab Something Phone Case
by ellasulan
$17 $23