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Dumb Nerd Shorts

Balloon Guy Shorts

designed and sold by  BLCKSMTH

$21 $27

Color: Military Green

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt was designed by graphic designer Nick Fauble and is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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