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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.
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