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Dilating drop Shorts

Ophthalmologist Shorts

designed and sold by  weirdyan

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Color: Creme

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

Eye doctor dark humor: refraction error specialist questioning my life choices. Retina scan anxiety real. Glaucoma pressure check energy draining. Dilated pupil chaos walking into walls. Coffee dependency strong. Visual field test procrastination specialist. Cornea transplant poetry, cataract surgery vibes. Ophthalmologist burnout club member. I see dead people... it's just glare.

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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