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Sleep Shorts

designed and sold by  Expired Brain Juice

$21 $27

Color: Black

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

This is the ultimate, high-status career rebrand for anyone who has completely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It instantly transforms a chronic habit of missing alarms and taking multi-hour afternoon snoozes into an elite, highly specialized occupation, proudly declaring to the world that you aren't actually slacking off or avoiding your adult responsibilities—you are simply a dedicated corporate athlete operating at the absolute peak of your horizontal performance under a heavy blanket.

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we'll make things right.

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Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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