Anti Valentine Shorts
Description: A definite NO from this scholarly bird! This 'Hard Pass' design features a grumpy, intellectual duck in a green cardigan and glasses, holding up a conversation heart that simply says NO. Perfectly capturing that cynical, anti-romantic vibe with a touch of dark academia aesthetic. Whether you're dodging bad dates, celebrating Galentine’s Day, or just over the whole Valentine's hype, this sassy duck is your spirit animal. A hilarious gift for singles, introverts, and anyone who loves sarcastic animal illustrations. Great for stickers, funny t-shirts, and cards that say exactly how you feel!
Description: Love is in the air, but he’s not happy about it! This 'Stupid Cupid' design features a grumpy, angry white duck dressed as a disgruntled cupid, complete with tiny wings and a heart-tipped arrow. A perfect blend of cute and cranky, this illustration is ideal for those who prefer dark humor over traditional romance. Whether you're celebrating Anti-Valentine’s Day or just have a cynical view of love, this sassy duck is your spirit animal. A fantastic gift for singles, friends with a sense of humor, or anyone who thinks Cupid needs to take a day off. Great for stickers, funny t-shirts, and sarcastic greeting cards!
Description: I Love Sliced Pizza on Pi Day. A funny pizza valentine drawing, with the letter I followed by a red heart and then a sliced pepperoni pizza pie. I love pizza, here's a drawing to show you that I do. Slice the pizza, you never know, I might share, a slice or two to celebrate Pi Day on 3.14. Get it?
Description: Killing Cupid is a collection dedicated to all the lovers who performed the ultimate acts in the name of love but would come to regret it later. Ever fell head over heels and later thought, "What was I thinking?" Well, you're not alone. Killing Cupid is our little rebellion against those classic love fails. Ever felt like Cupid got it all wrong? Yeah, me too. Sometimes love hits, and later, we're left wondering what we were thinking! That's when I found Killing Cupid
Description: "I Don't Need A Valentine I Need A Nap" is a funny saying that celebrates choosing rest and comfort over romance in a playful, relatable way. This simple text-based design is perfect for anyone who loves cozy moments, self-care humor, and low-pressure Valentine vibes. The quote adds a warm, lighthearted touch that makes it easy to wear or gift with a smile. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more.
Description: Show off your unapologetic, sassy side with this grumpy orange tabby holding a wooden 'NO LOVE' sign under stormy clouds. Made for introverts, anti-Valentine humor fans, and grumpy cat enthusiasts who prefer space over romance. Add a touch of rebellious attitude and humorous charm to your casual streetwear, graphic tees, hoodies, and vinyl stickers.
Description: This traditional tattoo art features a heart padlock dont embarrass me design banner wrapped around a pastel pink and mint lock. Perfect for fans of vintage flash illustrations, this traditional tattoo style graphic brings a touch of classic romantic tattoo aesthetics to your look. Express your boundaries with a unique heart padlock dont embarrass me banner graphic.
Description: A funny drawing showing how much I love my purple pig. A letter I followed by a big red heart, and a cute purple piggy doodle. Of all of the barnyard animals, kids find the pig funny and ready for their love on Valentines day. A farmer might look at the pig differently, anyone say pork bbq.
Description: Ditch the roses and pour a double! This "V is for Vodka" anti-Valentine design is the ultimate statement for singles and cocktail lovers who prefer a martini glass over a box of chocolates. Featuring a vintage distressed look with a struck-through "Valentine" and a cracked heart, it’s perfect for February 14th parties, Galentine’s outings, or just celebrating your favorite spirit with a bit of sarcastic humor. Great for anyone who knows that "V" stands for vodka, not romance.
Description: Ditch the roses and pour a double! This "V is for Vodka" anti-Valentine design is the ultimate statement for singles and cocktail lovers who prefer a martini glass over a box of chocolates. Featuring a vintage distressed look with a struck-through "Valentine" and a cracked heart, it’s perfect for February 14th parties, Galentine’s outings, or just celebrating your favorite spirit with a bit of sarcastic humor. Great for anyone who knows that "V" stands for vodka, not romance.
