Avoidance Shorts

Description: Skeleton Doesn't Want To Go Out: stay home meets a vintage horror screen print treatment. A worn vintage screen-print treatment gives the skeleton bold retro Halloween character.

Description: Sorry I'M I Was Avoiding Non-Preferred Tasks Sped Teacher Express your relatable side with this fun item. It's a perfect way to show your humor and interests in a lighthearted style.

Description: Perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm and everyday honesty. It resonates with anyone familiar with dodging responsibilities, embracing low-energy moods, and finding humor in the struggle to stay productive.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Avoidance level expert. Feelings repressed forever. Detachment style real. Emotional withdrawal mode permanent. Vulnerability allergic since birth. Intimacy fear energy strong. Distant heart club member. Ghosting self first always. Wall builder status achieved. Unavailable by design. I'd open up but... nah. Send memes, not emotions. Thanks.

Description: Embrace your inner introvert with this funny 'ERROR' definition design. Featuring the word 'ERROR' followed by '(noun)' and the witty explanation 'the reason I'm not coming to your party,' this design is a perfect expression of sarcastic humor. It's a clever way to communicate your social preferences without saying a word. This unique text-based design is ideal for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a relatable party excuse. Whether you're a proud homebody, an antisocial humor enthusiast, or simply someone who enjoys a witty saying, this design speaks volumes. The minimalist dictionary definition style adds a touch of intellectual humor to your everyday wear. Show off your funny side and your preference for quiet evenings with this hum

Description: some things are better left alone like me for instance

Description: “I Also Ghost My Family So Don't Take It Personally” is a hilariously relatable quote for chronic texters-who-never-text-back, introverts, and anyone famous for disappearing from conversations. Perfect for sarcastic humor, family jokes, and unapologetic ghosting energy.

Description: A typographic vegan joke that turns social avoidance into a meet pun.

Description: Sorry I Wasn’t Listening I Saw A Bird - Funny Pun

Description: Funny retro vintage style design "I Tolerate A Lot Of Things But Not Gluten" with a cute kawaii bread. Ideal for gluten intolerant people and quirky foodies with gluten allergy.

Description: ceo of procrastination design

Description: ceo of procrastination design

Description: This unique design captures the spirit of those who prefer to keep their feet on the ground with the phrase 'Flight was Never an Option.' Perfect for travel enthusiasts who find humor in avoiding flying. A great gift for anyone who loves adventure but prefers alternative modes of travel.

Description: Originally drawn in 1828. This is from pictures by George Cruikshank published in 1909. So tax evasion not just a modern issue then. Please note with regard to scanned antique prints there may be some age related marks or faults from the originals which will show also on any print ordered. This is inevitable with prints of this age & actually lends an authentic look to the prints. Please refer to the actual image on sale. If you are interested in purchasing the original engraving or print that may be possible if I still have it, please send me a private message to check.

Description: Master the workout regime of doing absolutely nothing. Featuring a relaxed sloth in a hammock with weights and pizza, this design targets fitness avoidance and peak relaxation niches.

Description: Celebrate your gluten free era with this peaceful meditative bread. Perfect for anyone embracing a gluten-free lifestyle, whether for health reasons or personal choice. Show off your gluten-free spirit with a touch of humor and peace!

Description: I'M At The Age Where I Won't Make Eye Contact With Someone

Description: Simple and funny design "Gluten Free Mode On" with a cute smiling bread. Perfect for gluten intolerant people and anyone embracing a gluten free lifestyle.

Description: Funny retro vintage style design "I Was Told There Would Be No Gluten" with a disappointed bread slice. Ideal for people who follow a gluten free diet and anyone with gluten allergy.

Description: Funny humorous vintage style design for people with gluten allergy.

Description: I'M At The Age Where I Won't Make Eye Contact With Someone

Description: Just Running From My Responsibilities phrase for people who joke about avoiding tasks, putting things off, and choosing anything else instead. Great for adults, students, procrastinators, cyclists, and Bigfoot fans who relate to everyday avoidance humor.

Description: **I Was Gonna Go To Work But Then Got Blood Sugar Meter Funny:** Humorous design for those familiar with diabetes management. A relatable take on unexpected detours.

Description: Humorous take on skipping work. Relatable graphic for those who monitor blood sugar. Lighthearted design.

Description: Funny retro style design with the phrase "Ew, Gluten" for gluten intolerant people.