Beer Shorts for Sale
Description: Felix stays out late, drinking and dancing, while his wife paces at home angrily, watching the clock with a rolling pin in her hand. Finally, well after 3 AM, Felix begins to stumble home and begins to hallucinate. Finally, after a surreal journey, he makes it home around 6 AM. I thought sure he’d be in more trouble, but besides shooting the cuckoo in the clock, not much happens to him after he gets home. Oh, well, at least he had a few laughs and drank a few beers.
Description: This is the famous Schmitts Gay. We know of no other brand produced by any other brewer that comes even close to being this gay. Our exclusive rainbow refraction filtration process produces a taste, a smoothness, and super gay drinkability that you will find in no other beer at any price. Schmitts is brewed with pride in Provincetown, Massachusetts, so next time you've got a big gay thirst, grab a Schmitts Gay.
Description: A perfect gift or present for Christmas, Birthday, Halloween, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Anniversary and even on ordinary days. Design reads I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself. Funny gift for Beer lovers.
Description: Nashville has great country music. Memphis has great southern blues. In the Great Smokey Mountains you can see beautiful sunsets. But only Chattanooga has the perfect beer. Pour yourself a mug of Southern Hospitality. Old Chattanooga is a brand of Tennessee lager featured in Quentin Tarantino's Death Poof and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.
Description: As far as Albany goes, we do know that Prussian-born Frederick Hinckel and Bavarian-born John Hedrick both opened breweries in Albany in 1852, the earliest Central European immigrant-owned breweries in the city. What we don't know is if those breweries opened as ale breweries or lager breweries. They may have been brewing Bavarian-style Weiss Bier. As the 1850s wore on, circumstantial references to lager brewing in Albany appears, but nothing noting a named brewery. In 1857, Templeton's—a furniture store on Albany's main drag, Broadway, advertised refrigerators for sale. Suitable for, as the ad expresses, "Grocers, Butchers, and Lager Beer purposes."
Description: The Falstaff Brewing Corporation was a major American brewery located in St. Louis, Missouri. With roots in the 1838 Lemp Brewery of St. Louis, the company was renamed after the Shakespearean character Sir John Falstaff in 1903. Production peaked in 1965 with 7,010,218 barrels brewed, and then dropped 70% in the next 10 years. While its smaller labels linger on today, its main label Falstaff Beer went out of production in 2005. The rights to the brand are currently owned by Pabst Brewing Company.
Description: The 1st Infantry Division is a combined arms division of the United States Army, and is the oldest continuously serving in the Regular Army. It has seen continuous service since its organization in 1917 during World War I. It was officially nicknamed "The Big Red One" (abbreviated "BRO") after its shoulder patch and is also nicknamed "The Fighting First." It is currently based at Fort Riley, Kansas.
