Bite Shorts
Description: Once upon a time, two guys had a dream. To make the best darn tiki bar ever... in the back yard of their apartment. And for a while, that brief shining dream came true in the form of Malaria Mike's. (And I thought it was just about time to make a t-shirt out of it.) Oh, and all sales from this shirt will go to benefit Skipper Eddie and Skipper Mike, the founders of Malaria Mike's.
Description: When chaos chooses a mascot, it's definitely this fearless cat. Clinging to a speeding shark with zero regrets, this hilarious design delivers over-the-top adventure and plenty of attitude. Perfect for cat lovers, shark fans, and anyone who appreciates wonderfully ridiculous artwork.
Description: A cartoon dog rendered in golden brown crouches low in an aggressive stance, its body angled forward as if ready to lunge. Its eyes are narrowed with thick, angular brows conveying intense anger, while its oversized mouth is stretched wide open to expose rows of sharp, jagged teeth and a large pink tongue. The stark black background amplifies the dog's threatening posture, creating a bold and menacing visual impact.
Description: A stocky, muscular bulldog in golden yellow charges forward in a low, aggressive pose against a solid black background. Its broad, wrinkled face is set in a fierce snarl, baring two rows of sharp teeth above a pink tongue. Bold red three-dimensional lettering spelling "I BITE" dominates the upper portion of the design, creating a striking contrast against the dark background and reinforcing the dog's intimidating and confrontational character.
Description: A cheerful cartoon dog with brown and white fur, wearing a blue collar with a bone-shaped tag, is caught mid-stride with one paw raised. Its mouth is wide open, revealing sharp teeth, while its eyebrows are furrowed in a comically menacing expression. A white speech bubble above its head reads "I Bite" in bold brown lettering, adding a humorous and playful tone to the design.
