Caption Shorts

Description: The text 'WE'RE BUILDING' is displayed prominently on the top line, followed by 'IT'S LIKE THIS' on the second line. The lettering appears to be bold and outlined, with a subtle texture or shadow effect. The entire composition is centered.

Description: A realistic depiction of an orange shrimp is centered on a black background. Above the shrimp, the word "SHRIMPS" is displayed in a textured, dark blue, blocky font. Below the shrimp, the phrase "IS BUGS" is also displayed in the same textured, dark blue, blocky font. The shrimp is detailed with segmented body parts and antennae.

Description: A bold, white text design against a black background. The top line reads "SARCASM" in large, distressed capital letters. The bottom line reads "IT'S HOW I HUG" in smaller, equally distressed capital letters.

Description: A black rectangular shape with rounded corners is outlined by a white rope-like border. Centered within the rectangle, in large white capital letters, reads the phrase "HOOTIN' LEADS TO HOLLERIN'". The style is bold and simple.

Description: A black background features three lines of white text. The top line reads "WORLD'S" in a slightly arched font. The middle line displays "OKAYEST" in large, bold letters. The bottom line shows "WELDERS" in similar bold lettering. All text has a distressed, speckled appearance.

Description: A bold, block-lettered text design. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top, with a blue cog replacing the 'G'. Below it, in white block letters, reads "I'M NOT ARGUING JUST EXPLAINING". The final line, in bright blue, states "WHY I'M RIGHT". The background is black.

Description: A bold, monochrome text-based composition featuring the words "SPACEBALLS" in large, uppercase sans-serif font above the words "THE T-SHIRT" in a smaller, uppercase sans-serif font. The background is solid black.

Description: A bold, text-based composition featuring the words "T-Shirt for Work." rendered in large, white, sans-serif capital letters against a stark black background. The text is presented in one line, emphasizing its message.

Description: A monochrome composition featuring large, distressed white sans-serif text on a black background. The text reads "I'D TACK THAT" arranged in three lines. The distressed effect gives a vintage or weathered appearance to the lettering.

Description: A bold, monochrome composition featuring the text 'DANHAUSEN' in large, distressed white lettering across the top. Below this, the number sequence '3:16' is displayed in equally prominent, distressed white digits and punctuation. The background is solid black.

Description: A minimalist, monochrome statement with white text on a black background. The top line features a curly brace "{" followed by an exclamation mark "!" and the word "false", ending with a closing curly brace "}". Below this, centered, is the text "// it's funny because it's true" in standard font.

Description: A bold graphic features a welding mask centered with flames on either side. Two welding torches are crossed behind the mask. The text 'WELDING' is prominently displayed above in orange, speckled letters with radiating lines. Below, a banner reads 'IT'S LIKE SEWING WITH FIRE' in white, capitalized text.

Description: A black background with bold white text. The top line reads "You Can't Hide From The Shark" and the bottom line reads "On The Wire". The text is centered and spans the width of the backdrop.

Description: Do Not Place That Negative Energy On Me

Description: A comedic visual representation featuring a bald man holding a microphone on the left. To his right are a pink brain, two black and white cows, and a jug of milk. The text 'R ready 2 get them ed?' is displayed above the brain and cows. The background is black.

Description: A graphic featuring large white block letters spelling "SPACEBALLS" across the top, all centered on a black background. Below this, in slightly smaller, bold white text, are the words "THE T-SHIRT".

Description: Good to laugh during this unusual and sometimes scary time we are all experiencing.

Description: It's my own creature, hope you like the style.

Description: A photo of two smiling figures appears above the printed Mr. Whatsit question. This Shirt design pairs the artwork with a clear, expressive graphic.

Description: Stranger Captions

Description: Christmas tree (white caption)

Description: Captionless in case you just want the art. Or good heavensword, embroider/draw/edit a better joke onto it than me.

Description: I RUN A TIGHT SHIPWRECK

Description: hawk tuna "fish on that thang"

Description: The Captain Is Always Right And i am The Captain T-Shirt. Show off your boat captain spirit. This shirt is designed for boaters, pontoon captains, friends, family who love being on the water. This shirt is a great gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Thanksgiving, and family day.

Description: I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up to be a Pontoon Captain Boating

Description: I take closed-captioning snippets from old game shows and make them into things. What better way to let people know you're kind of laughing on the inside than with this shirt?

Description: hawk tuna "fish on that thang"

Description: The official logo (not!) of the Jewish Space Laser Agency. Have some satirical fun at the expense of the conspiracy nuts, with the 'Death Star of David!' The Yiddish motto says "We'll just sit here in the darkness". (Click on my 'FlyingSnail' store name to see a different version!)

Description: A high quality hand drawn collection at my store of sports turned in to jolly roger pirate flags. Had a ton of fun drawing these and hopefully you will like them too!

Description: Ralph, THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO

Description: A high quality hand drawn collection at my store of sports turned in to jolly roger pirate flags. Had a ton of fun drawing these and hopefully you will like them too!

Description: The Escrima Crest for Advincula's Combat Escrima, a style taught by USMC Ret. MSgt. AJ Advincula.

Description: A high quality hand drawn collection at my store of sports turned in to jolly roger pirate flags. Had a ton of fun drawing these and hopefully you will like them too!

Description: A high quality hand drawn collection at my store of sports turned in to jolly roger pirate flags. Had a ton of fun drawing these and hopefully you will like them too!

Description: A high quality hand drawn collection at my store of sports turned in to jolly roger pirate flags. Had a ton of fun drawing these and hopefully you will like them too!