Clock Shorts
Description: A vibrant, stylized depiction of a bustling city center. Features a grand clock tower, modern and classic buildings, a park with a fountain, and various modes of transportation including cars, a tram, and bicycles. Text includes "CITY LIBRARY" and "URBAN CAFE COFFEE & PASTRIES".
Twice A Year My Microwave Is Wrong Clock Change Humor Shorts
by SubCulture Cloth
$21 $27
Description: A complex informational chart titled 'GEOLOGICAL TIME'. It displays a series of vertical bars representing time periods, each labeled with years and containing various symbols and small line graphs. To the right, a stylized radial clock face with clock hands merges with the chart.
Description: A white silhouetted figure pushes a large clock face above a colorful, detailed cityscape. Colorful horizontal lines streak behind the figure and clock. Text above reads "grabbing hold of time doesn't slow it down" and text below reads "so just enjoy the constant crazy changes."
Description: A retro-style composition featuring a knight in full armor, including a helmet with a cross emblem, sitting at a desk and typing on a keyboard connected to a vintage computer monitor. A large stack of papers is visible to the left. The text "BORN TO QUEST" is at the top and "FORCED TO CLOCK IN" is at the bottom.
Description: A vibrant, retro-style composition featuring an orange and yellow coffee pot and a matching mug filled with dark liquid. Abstract bursts of color in pink, blue, and yellow radiate outwards. The text "COFFEE SERVED AROVED" is curved above, and "AROUND THE CLOCK" is curved below the central elements.
Description: Show everyone you are officially off the clock and ready to relax with this hilarious milestone design. Depicting a classic alarm clock with a bold red strike-through over a dynamic sunburst background, this graphic humorously reads "Retired 2026 Not My Problem Anymore." Perfect for new retirees, pensioners, outgoing coworkers, and grandparents. An ideal retirement party gift for anyone leaving the workforce to enjoy their golden years.
Description: Show everyone that your days of waking up early are finally coming to an end! This groovy design displays a classic ringing alarm clock beneath vibrant 70s style typography, asking the cheeky question "Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon". Perfect for soon-to-be retirees, senior citizens, coworkers, and aging parents. A hilarious gag gift for retirement parties, final days at the office, or celebrating the start of a permanent vacation.
Description: This quirky t-shirt design showcases several alarm clocks inside a cell phone, humorously capturing the modern-day struggle of setting multiple alarms to wake up. Perfect for anyone who hits snooze more times than they'd like to admit, this playful design is a relatable and funny reminder of how we all rely on our phones to get up in the morning. Whether you’re a night owl or just perpetually sleepy, this shirt is sure to bring a smile!
Description: Own the dark hours and represent your team with this striking nocturnal design! Featuring a vintage alarm clock displaying a starry night sky with a crescent moon and clouds, this graphic proudly proclaims "Night Shift Crew." Perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, factory operators, security guards, and overnight staff. A fantastic gift for graveyard shift workers, nursing graduation, or anyone working around the clock.
Description: A whimsical, cartoonish rabbit character wearing a purple wizard hat with a clock face and a ruffled collar. The character holds a staff topped with a skull clock. The word "WAVE" is prominently displayed on a blue banner below. The overall style is retro with bright colors and starbursts against a black background.
Description: A striking black background displays white text reading "LIVE YOUR LIFE – BY A – NOT A CLOCK", with the word "COMPASS" prominently featured in a large, golden font. A golden compass rose with prominent cardinal directions (N, S, E, W) is positioned at the top center, flanked by decorative arrows. Abstract golden lines emanate from the bottom center.
