Commit Shorts
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top reads "IN CASE OF FIRE". Below are icons and text. On the left, a flame next to "git commit". Below that, two connected circles next to a line ending in a circle with a hyphen above it, followed by "git push" next to an upward arrow in a rectangle. Lastly, "exit building" next to an arrow pointing left in a rectangle labeled "EXIT".
Description: A green frog with bright orange eyes and black spots wears a grey wizard hat adorned with white stars. It is riding a silver scooter with orange toes gripping the handles and feet on the deck. Arcing text above the frog reads "OFF TO COMMIT TOM FOOLERY". The background is black.
God Forbid I Commit A Little Tax Fraud While The Elites Eat Children Shorts
by OMASAMA
$21 $27
Description: A cartoon style with horizontal lines and retro aesthetic. Depicts a raccoon riding on the back of a white goose. Above the goose is the text "OFF TO COMMIT". Below the goose is the text "TOM FOOLERY". The background consists of horizontal colored stripes in shades of orange, yellow and blue.
Description: A whimsical scene depicts a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat and a red bandana, riding a white chicken. The raccoon is positioned in mid-gallop on the chicken's back, with reins in its paws. Below the scene, the text reads "TOM FOOLERY". The top of the image features the curved text "OFF TO COMMIT".
Description: A stylized retro sunset graphic features a white goose with orange feet and beak, carrying a small raccoon on its back. The text "OFF TO COMMIT" is arched above the scene, and "TOM FOOLERY" is below. The sunset has horizontal bands of red, orange, yellow, and teal.
Goose and Raccoon Riding Retro Sunset "OFF TO COMMIT TOM FOOLERY" Shorts
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$27
Description: The most honest commit message in the history of software engineering! This authentic, retro-style terminal window design perfectly captures the chaotic developer life. Featuring the panicked git commit -m 'fixed it, probably' command, followed by the creation of a sanity.py file, this graphic is the ultimate nod to coding emergencies, late-night bug fixes, and blind optimism. A hilarious, must-have design for software engineers, web developers, and coders everywhere.
