Context Shorts
Description: Simple 7x7=49 text design for people who enjoy absurd internet humor, deadpan math jokes, and low-context meme references built around a plain equation with no explanation needed. Good fit for meme fans, number joke lovers, and anyone who like minimal text designs for birthdays, casual days, or everyday wear when the joke lands better without context.
fuhgeddaboutit / forget about it / funny osaka azumanga daioh Shorts
by mudwizard
$21 $27
I draw that panel of sakaki and cat face kagura / azumanga daioh Shorts
by mudwizard
$21 $27
Description: It all started with a conversation about cloning on an episode of the parent podcast, "Sassos Out". Frank and Christina Sasso wondered what would happen if John Palma could be cloned and, naturally, the experiment had to get ridiculous. John’s unmistakable adult head, complete with his signature hair, glasses, beard, and legendary expression, has been placed on the tiny body of a baby. It’s completely absurd, completely hilarious, and somehow still 100% John Palma. That’s exactly why you need the merch. Baby Palma isn’t just a shirt, sticker, or piece of merch; it’s an inside joke you can wear, display, and share. Baby Palma is guaranteed to get a reaction.
Description: John and Frank discovered something very important: Loops. Getting caught in a loop happens. It’s more common than you might think. If you’re ever having a conversation with someone and you notice they start repeating themselves… there’s a good chance they’re caught in a loop. So, how do you get someone out of a loop? Simply ask, “Are you OK?” It works 99.9% of the time. But there are also physical loops. For example, you may be walking through a park and notice someone feeding pigeons. Everything seems normal, except their arm is stuck straight out, one knee is bent, and they haven’t moved in several minutes. They may be caught in a loop. Sometimes, with physical loops, all it takes is making eye contact with them to bust them out.
Description: For 30 years, Frank Sasso has had a very specific way of referring to one member of John Palma’s triplets. No explanation. No real reason. It just became a thing. Now, the story is officially on a shirt. “…the girl” with the Context Not Included logo underneath. Some things are better left unexplained.
Description: Embrace a unique and inspiring message with our "I Can Do All Things Through A Verse Taken Out Of Context" product. Stand out with a bold and motivational design that embodies strength and determination, perfect for any casual outfit or everyday wear. This versatile piece is sure to uplift and empower you throughout the day.
I Can Do All Things Through A Verse Taken Out Of Context Shorts
by Burgerverse
$21 $27
Description: It started with John trying to show Frank something he was working on while Frank was, well… not exactly paying attention. John finally stopped himself, looked at Frank, and blurted out, “Look at what I’m doing!” Frank completely lost it. And just like that, a new Context Not Included catchphrase was born. Now you can wear it.
Description: There are certain moments in history that are so emotional, so unforgettable, and so completely out of left field that they become part of the Context Not Included universe forever. “Thank You, Barry” is one of those moments. We’re not going to explain who Barry is, why he’s being thanked, or what any of this has to do with one of the most emotional Oscar moments ever. That would ruin the fun. All you need to know is that, somehow, somewhere, Barry deserves a thank you.
Description: Numbers - such as monetary figures and statistics - out of context are often used to mislead or sensationalize. This is a big problem in politics and political, financial and science reporting. Spread awareness! If you would like another font or colour let me know! @ChronicFnance on Twitter
I draw that scene of mio eating sakamoto for lunch / funny nichijou face meme Shorts
by mudwizard
$21 $27
Description: Numbers - such as monetary figures and statistics - out of context are often used to mislead or sensationalize. This is a big problem in politics and political, financial and science reporting. Spread awareness! If you would like another font or colour let me know! @ChronicFnance on Twitter
Description: This artwork embodies captivating mythology with contemporary elegance. Ideal for cultural promotions, educational enrichment, and elegant event covers, it resonates with the power and mysticism of ancient Egypt. Discover captivating stories amidst ornate heritage, blending the richness of the past with modern stylized sophistication.
Historical background, Egyptian Elegance: Mythical Grandeur in Modern Context Shorts
by TeeGloo
$21 $27
Description: This illustration depicts a futuristic cyberpunk romance scene between two young men gazing into each other's eyes. The surrounding decor is dark and futuristic with bright neon lights and technological elements. Their gaze is intense and filled with emotion, capturing the essence of their love despite the challenges that may arise in a cyberpunk world. This imageis a representation of love and diversity in a futuristic context.
Description: You Think You Just Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree? You Exist In The Context Of All In Which You Live And What Came Before You.
You Think You Just Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree? You Exist In The Context Of All In Which You Live And What Came Before You. Shorts
by manusiaeditan
$21 $27
Apologetics Biblical definition from 1 Peter 3:15, black text Shorts
by Selah Shop
$21 $27
Apologetics Biblical definition from 1 Peter 3:15, white text Shorts
by Selah Shop
$21 $27
Description: A clever and ironic text design with the phrase “I Can Do All Things Through a Verse Taken Out of Context.” Perfect for those who love playful humor mixed with a touch of spirituality and sarcasm.
I Can Do All Things Through a Verse Taken Out of Context Shorts
by NomiCrafts
$21 $27
A text without a context is a pretext for a prooftext, light grey text Shorts
by Selah Shop
$21 $27
