Dysfunction Shorts

Description: This cheeky typography piece plays on the everyday chaos of executive dysfunction and sudden train-of-thought derailments. It is a relatable piece for adults who navigate daily distractions and enjoy poking fun at their own wandering attention spans.

Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.

Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.

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Description: Tidy up your brain one sock at a time with this Organized Thoughts calico cat design. Featuring a sweet kitten in denim shorts trying its best to sort through colorful clutter, it brings gentle humor to everyday overthinking.

Description: Rewind your unresolved issues with this nostalgic nod to analog angst. Styled like a vintage VHS cover, this tee delivers emotional baggage the old-fashioned way—Helvetica Bold.

Description: Crack the code of executive dysfunction with this cute retro ferret. Perfect for neurodivergent folks, ADHD warriors on a dopamine hunt, and cozy animal lovers.

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Description: A gorgeously fussy, old-world scrollwork frame around a very modern confession: "Executive Function? Never met her." Hand-lettered in ornate vintage type, this one's for anyone whose to-do list has never once been finished on time. Relatable, a little unhinged, and unapologetically funny — perfect for the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather laugh about it than cry about it.

Description: Staind Dysfunction Clown

Description: Pardon the lag! Express your mental freeze with this cute pink axolotl loading. Great for neurodivergent folks, ADHD, autism self-advocates, and anyone experiencing brain fog.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid black for a clean, high-contrast look on light-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Hyperfocused On The Wrong Thing humor for the ADHD community and neurodivergent individuals. A relatable statement about executive dysfunction and distraction.

Description: Take charge of your chaotic energy with this hilariously relatable vintage-style design. Featuring a dapper goose dressed to the nines in a tuxedo and shades, this intricate woodcut graphic turns the daily struggle of "Executive Dysfunction" into a fancy, official job title. It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for neurodivergent folks managing ADHD, burnt-out office managers, and anyone who proudly embraces their inner silly goose to navigate a messy world.

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Description: remember as far as anyone knows we're a nice & normal family

Description: Embrace the office chaos with this funny "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction" design featuring a chaotic business goose in a suit. Perfect sarcastic gift for your coworkers.

Description: A hilarious goose dressed as a business executive featuring the sarcastic quote "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction." Perfect for office workers, coworkers, managers, and anyone who thrives in workplace chaos. A funny gift for goose lovers, corporate employees, bosses, and anyone with a mischievous sense of humor.

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Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Loud, chunky, rainbow-outlined bubble letters glowing off a black background — because if the to-do list isn't happening, the aesthetic still can. Same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor as our ornate line, remixed into a bold, maximalist, psychedelic type treatment. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: A bold and relatable “Still Standing (I Have POTS)” design featuring a playful salt bottle graphic for anyone navigating the ups and downs of POTS and dysautonomia. A funny chronic illness gift for POTS warriors, spoonies, and anyone who knows that simply staying upright can be an accomplishment.

Description: A wildly exaggerated “Therapy Isn’t Enough—I Need to Run Over My Dad” quote for fans of dysfunctional-family jokes, unhinged memes and unapologetically dark humor.

Description: Own the chaos with this hilarious "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction" design featuring a grumpy business cat in a sharp suit. Perfect for office workers, managers, coworkers, cat lovers, and anyone surviving workplace dysfunction with sarcasm and style.

Description: remember as far as anyone knows we're a nice & normal family

Description: A cute and encouraging “POTS Girl Doing My Best” design featuring a pink-and-white striped aesthetic with a heart monitor watch, water bottle, bow, and portable fan. A fun gift for anyone navigating POTS, dysautonomia, chronic illness, fatigue, or invisible illness while simply doing their best.

Description: A colorful and chaotic funny office design featuring an overwhelmed worker surrounded by lost tasks, spilled coffee, frozen focus, loud stress, notes, files, and workplace panic. Perfect for people who relate to executive dysfunction humor, office chaos, productivity struggles, ADHD-style relatable jokes, and everyday work-life overwhelm.

Description: ADHD&D What Was The Quest? Dungeons And Dragons design for neurodivergent players. Perfect for Tabletop Roleplaying Game fans with ADHD.

Description: A cute “POTS but make it cute” design featuring playful pink typography, hydration, heart-rate monitoring, compression socks, and a feminine bow aesthetic. A fun gift for people living with POTS, dysautonomia, chronic illness, or invisible illness who want to show their personality with a little humor.

Description: Life moves fast when you are powered by ADHD. One minute you are solving a complex problem with hyperfocus, and the next you are completely off track chasing a brand-new idea. This high-contrast typography graphic celebrates the humor, energy, and unpredictable nature of living with a unique brain. Great for daily wear, gift-giving, and neurodivergent humor.