Eggnog Shorts
Description: Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog!
Description: Indulge in the sweet, creamy goodness of eggnog with our captivating anime girl design. This t-shirt is a must-have for any fan of anime and holiday cheer. Our artist has meticulously crafted a stunning illustration of an anime girl enjoying a cup of eggnog, capturing the essence of both worlds in a single image.
Description: Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog! This is a refreshed take on an already awesome design. New for the 2020 season!
Description: A humorous holiday-themed composition featuring a stylized reindeer head with prominent antlers, a festive red ornament hanging from one antler, and a wine glass filled with red liquid in place of the nose. The text "CAN I REFILL YOUR EGGNOG FOR YOU?" is curved above the reindeer, and three humorous questions related to leaving someone stranded are listed below.
Description: Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just empty the chemical toilet in there. How convenient! There's some debate as to what Eddie actually says in this infamous quote. Does he say "Shitter was full" or "Shitter's full" ? Well, we have both versions...pick which one you think it is.
Description: Even Santa needs a little downtime before the next big Christmas delivery. This festive design features Santa Claus enjoying a friendly game of darts at the North Pole pub, complete with a classic dartboard, holiday decorations, and a frosty glass of eggnog waiting nearby. With good friends, cold eggnog, and great shots, it’s the perfect combination of Christmas cheer and pub-game humor. Great for dart players, league members, pub regulars, Christmas lovers, Secret Santa gifts, or anyone who believes the holidays are better with a little friendly competition. Because even Santa knows Christmas is more fun when you hit the bullseye.
