Element Shorts
Description: This funny "I only use Sarcasm Periodically" Sarcastic Design is perfect for any science nerd, periodic table geeks, chemistry professor or Science teacher. This Table of Chemical Elements Chemistry retro vintage tee is great gift for all that love science. This Periodic Table I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Meme Elements of humor Design features a retro vintage design. Makes a great Christmas, birthday or valentines day present for anyone who loves sarcastic humor Math, Science and chemistry!
Description: A gut-wrenching Chlorine design. Chlorine is a chemical element with symbol Cl and atomic number 17. The second-lightest of the halogens, it appears between fluorine and bromine in the periodic table and its properties are mostly intermediate between them. Chlorine is a yellow-green gas at room temperature. Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
Description: A classy Californium design. Californium is a radioactive metallic chemical element with symbol Cf and atomic number 98. The element was first made in 1950 at the University of California Radiation Laboratory in Berkeley, by bombarding curium with alpha particles (helium-4 ions). It is an actinide element, the sixth transuranium element to be synthesized, and has the second-highest atomic mass of all the elements that have been produced in amounts large enough to see with the unaided eye (after einsteinium). Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
Description: The Fifth Element (French: Le Cinquième Élément) is a 1997 French science-fiction action film directed and co-written by Luc Besson. It stars Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich. Primarily set in the 23rd century, the film's central plot involves the survival of planet Earth, which becomes the responsibility of Korben Dallas (Willis), a taxicab driver and former special forces major, after a young woman (Jovovich) falls into his cab. Dallas joins forces with her to recover four mystical stones essential for the defence of Earth against an impending attack by a malevolent cosmic entity.
Description: An epic Magnesium design. Magnesium is a chemical element with symbol Mg and atomic number 12. It is a shiny gray solid which bears a close physical resemblance to the other five elements in the second column (Group 2, or alkaline earth metals) of the periodic table: all Group 2 elements have the same electron configuration in the outer electron shell and a similar crystal structure. Magnesium is the ninth most abundant element in the universe. Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
Description: A headline-worthy Darmstadtium design. Darmstadtium is a chemical element with symbol Ds and atomic number 110. It is an extremely radioactive synthetic element. The most stable known isotope, darmstadtium-281, has a half-life of approximately 10 seconds. Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
Description: A laudable Livermorium. Livermorium is a synthetic superheavy element with symbol Lv and atomic number 116. It is an extremely radioactive element that has only been created in the laboratory and has not been observed in nature. The element is named after the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in the United States, which collaborated with the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research in Dubna, Russia to discover livermorium in 2000. Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
Description: For the witty science lover, this design spells out more than just chemistry. Using periodic table elements — Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Titanium, Rubidium, Uranium, Magnesium, Platinum — it delivers a hidden message guaranteed to make fellow geeks grin. Perfect for chemists, teachers, students, and anyone who loves a smart, cheeky twist on science. Great for classrooms, science fairs, or just everyday nerd pride.
Description: An eclipsing Fluorine design. Fluorine is a chemical element with symbol F and atomic number 9. It is the lightest halogen and exists as a highly toxic pale yellow diatomic gas at standard conditions. As the most electronegative element, it is extremely reactive: almost all other elements, including some noble gases, form compounds with fluorine. Brought to you by Periodic-Tees.com
