Empty Shorts
Description: Highlights the financial reality that forcing young adults out prematurely shifts wealth upward. Makes a great gift for anyone questioning generational economics.
Dumb Empty Nest Policy, Landlord Profit Plan, 18 Year Old Eviction Notice Shorts
by Quiet Storm
$21 $27
Description: A funny squirrel design featuring a cheeky squirrel holding an empty bird feeder with the playful quote “Excuse Me, The Bird Feeder’s Empty Again.” Perfect for squirrel lovers, bird watchers, backyard bird feeding fans, gardeners, nature lovers, and anyone who enjoys cute woodland humor with a rustic outdoor vibe.
Description: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here - A perfect addition to your casual collection. Perfect for literature lovers, theater kidsand fans of moody intellectual humor.
Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here Funny Skul Crown Memes Shorts
by emilytotes
$21 $27
Description: Just paid the bills and somehow the wallet is already empty! This funny raccoon design captures the all-too-relatable struggle of adulting, monthly expenses, and watching your money disappear after payday. Featuring a tired raccoon, unpaid-looking stacks of paperwork, scattered coins, and an empty wallet, it’s a playful choice for raccoon fans, lovers of sarcastic humor, and anyone who understands the reality of paying bills. A fun gift idea for friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates everyday money humor.
Sylvia Plath portrait and quote: I talk to God, but the sky is empty. Shorts
by artbleed2
$21 $27
Description: Mostly Empty Space. A minimalist physics humor design inspired by the idea that atoms—and the matter around us—are mostly empty space. Featuring a clean atomic symbol and lightly distressed typography for physicists, scientists, physics teachers, researchers, lab workers, STEM students, and anyone who appreciates the strange nature of matter and dry science humor.
Description: Every adventurer knows the disappointment of opening a treasure chest and finding absolutely nothing. This humorous fantasy gaming design features a surprised RPG hero, an empty loot chest, scattered coins, a treasure map, dungeon stones, a torch, a skull, and a cheeky mouse. Perfect for RPG players, dungeon crawlers, fantasy gamers, tabletop adventurers, and anyone who has searched an entire dungeon for worthless loot.
Description: A small, solitary being sits atop a mountain of corpses. Every failure, every attempt, every thwarted journey has contributed to its ascent. After countless sacrifices, the pile has grown so high that it reaches the moon. A subtle tribute to perseverance, determination, and the long road traveled by the most daring.
Description: A funny and relatable hand-drawn bird looking inside an empty care package box. Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, introverts, or those who love wholesome yet self-deprecating memes. Makes a great gift for friends, cat/bird lovers, and anyone who appreciates quirky line art!
Haunted On Empty Funny Halloween Coffee Ghost Shorts
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$21 $27
Description: “Blank Check” reflects the uncertainty of commitments without guarantees. It captures the uneasy space between expectation and reality, trust and doubt, possibility and consequence. A simple phrase that speaks to risks, promises, and the things we agree to without knowing the full cost.
Description: Nocturnal Text Refreshing Empty Notifications Humor Typography brings a bold typography insomnia theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys insomnia jokes and night owl jokes. Made for gift for friends who want an easy insomnia piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Nocturnal Text Refreshing Empty Notifications Humor Typography Shorts
by Shirtsy
$21 $27
Description: Embrace the ultimate mood of existential dread with this chaotic dark academia masterpiece. Featuring a gothic ink-styled opossum staring into an ornate mirror only to see a manic, screaming reflection of itself against cracked glass, this visual perfectly captures the 'no thoughts head empty' feeling. Ideal for goblincore enthusiasts, internet humor fans, and anyone who appreciates a bit of self-deprecating mental health humor. Bring a touch of distressed, humorous energy to your everyday collection.
No Thoughts Head Empty Screaming Opossum Mirror Shorts
by Xfiber Production
$21 $27
Description: A minimalist premium trading card design focused on the unmistakable frustration of one empty pocket inside an otherwise organized collection. “THE EMPTY SLOT” turns the unfinished binder into a relatable identity statement for collectors chasing the next card to complete their collection.
