Engineering Shorts
Description: A circular emblem with a gear border in maroon and cream. At the top, text reads "MACGYVER SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING." Inside the circle are icons of a multi-tool, a paperclip, a notepad and pen, a ruler, and a tape measure, flanking a shield divided into four quadrants. '198' is to the left of brass knuckles, and '85' is to the right. Below, a banner reads "IMPROVISE OR DIE."
Description: A stark, bold composition featuring three lines of text within coral-colored rectangular blocks on a black background. The text reads 'MAKE', 'ENGINEERING', and 'GREAT AGAIN'. Interspersed at the top and bottom are black horizontal lines with three stylized coral gears on each side. The overall style is geometric and direct.
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring three lines of text. The top line reads "THEY SAY", the second line reads "MAGIC" with a gear symbol to its right, and the third line reads "ENGINEERING". Above and to the right of the gear are stylized stars. The text and symbols are white against a black background.
Description: A black and white textual piece explaining the concept of engineering. It defines engineering as the use of scientific principles for design and construction, encompassing various fields, and traces its etymology to the Latin word 'ingenium'. The text is divided into three paragraphs.
Description: A bold, white, distressed text-based composition on a black background. The text is arranged in four lines: "ENGLISH", "IS IMPORTANT", "BUT", and "ENGINEERING IS PPORTANTER". Each line of text is separated by a thin horizontal line, creating a structured layout for the humorous statement.
Description: The design features the text "ENGINEERING MATTERS" in large white capital letters. Below this, a white oval shape contains the year "2021" in large black numerals, flanked by diamond shapes. Decorative symmetrical elements flank the oval on the left and right. Below the oval, the text "ENGINEERING" is in large white capital letters, followed by "SAVES LIVES" in equally large white capital letters. Small rocket figures are positioned to the left of "ENGINEERING" and to the right of "SAVES LIVES". The background is black.
Description: A bold text-based composition with gear elements. The top line reads "PEOPLE CALL IT" in white. Below it, "MAGIC" is in white, followed by three orange gear shapes of varying sizes. The third line states "WE CALL IT" in white. The bottom line, "ENGINEERING", is in orange. The background is black.
Description: A bold graphic features a welder in protective gear, actively welding and creating a bright spark shower. The design includes text above and below the figure. The upper text reads "IF WELDING WAS EASY" in a yellow, curved font. The lower text reads "THEY'D CALL IT ENGINEERING" in yellow and red block capitals.
Description: A bold black background features a four-line text arrangement in white and orange. The top line reads "PEOPLE CALL IT" in white. The second line reads "MAGIC" in large white sans-serif font, with three orange gear elements to its right. The third line reads "WE CALL IT" in white. The bottom line reads "ENGINEERING" in large orange sans-serif font.
Description: A minimalist depiction of a person with a large, dark blue afro, wearing a light blue t-shirt and a black choker. The person is holding up a hand with two fingers forming a peace sign. Below the figure, the text "I'M AN ENGINEERING STUDENT I HAVE NO LIFE" is displayed in bold capital letters.
Description: A black background displays text in three distinct styles. At the top, "PEOPLE THINK IT'S" is in uppercase sans-serif font. In the middle, "Magic" is in a script font. Below that, "WE CALL IT" is in uppercase sans-serif font, separated by horizontal lines. The bottom line reads "ENGINEERING" in large uppercase sans-serif font.
Description: A retro graphic with bold typography on a black background. The text reads 'NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE'. Centered between the text are yellow engineering tools, a speed square and a ruler. The style is distressed with a vintage feel. Yellow banner elements frame the top and bottom.
Description: A graphic with three interlocking gears at the top in a green gradient. Below the gears, white text reads "PEOPLE THINK". The next line, in a green gradient, reads "IT'S MAGIC". The following line, in white text, reads "WE CALL IT". The final line, in a green gradient, reads "ENGINEERING". The background is black.
Description: A black background features bold yellow and white text stating "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE". Centric to the design are crossed engineering tools, including a caliper, a T-square, and a triangular ruler. Below this, a rolled diploma scroll with a seal and ribbon is visible.
Never Underestimate An Old Man With An Engineering Degree Diploma Shorts
by Remisova illustrator
$27
Description: A comedic flowchart titled "ADVANCED ENGINEERING METHODOLOGIES" asks "DOES IT MOVE?". If YES, "Duct Tape" is used with an illustration. If NO, also "Duct Tape" is used. If "SHOULD IT?" is posed and the answer is NO, "Shouldnt" is indicated with a key, before "WD-40" and "ALL GOOD".
Description: A black background with white text. The top section defines engineering, listing scientific principles, machines, structures, bridges, tunnels, roads, vehicles, and buildings. The middle section poses the question "WHAT IS ENGINEERING?" in large font. The bottom section discusses the etymology of the term and its historical inventions.
Description: A bold graphic contrasting science and engineering. The top section features the word "SCIENCE" in white with abstract lines, next to three green-filled flasks with bubbles. Below, the word "ENGINEERING" is in blue, overlaid on gray gears. The phrases "is about knowing" and "is about doing" are placed below their respective words.
Description: A design featuring the text "ENGINEERING SOLVING PROBLEMS" in large yellow letters, followed by "SOLVING PROBLEMS" in white. Below this is a stylized depiction of a human brain formed by colorful circuitry lines in red, yellow, and teal. The bottom portion displays "YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD" in yellow and "IN WAYS YOU CAN'T UNDERREGMI" in white.
Description: A black background with large white bold text. The text is divided into three rows. The first row reads "ENGINEERING". The second row reads "SOLVING PROBLEMS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IN". The third row reads "WAYS CAN'T UNDERSTAND". The text has a distressed, slightly rough texture.
Engineering Solving Problems You Didn't Know You Had In Ways Can't Understand Shorts
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$27