Existing Shorts
Description: Keep it low-key with this laid-back nod to simply being alive. Makes a great gift for introverts, chill friends, and lazy-day lovers.
Here I Am Just Casually Existing - Funny Quote Shorts
by Quiet Storm
$21 $27
Description: Upgrade your wardrobe with this fun and quirky tee that is sure to bring a smile to your face. With a unique twist on a classic design, this shirt is perfect for those who want to stand out from the crowd and showcase their playful personality. Add a touch of humor to your everyday look with this must-have statement piece.
Description: Nocturnal Text Existing After Midnight Humor Typography brings a bold typography nocturnal theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys insomnia typography and nocturnal life. Made for gift for friends who want an easy nocturnal piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Description: For those days when you aren't angry, you aren't sad, you're just... present. If your face naturally looks like you're plotting something when you're really just thinking about lunch, this funny "Not mad, just existing" design is your new go-to. Perfect for introverts, chronically tired adults, and anyone who is tired of being asked "What's wrong?" A hilarious, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself.
Description: This humorous retro design features the relatable phrase 'Existing Wasn't On My Vision Board' in a distressed, groovy font. Perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and vintage aesthetics, this design captures the unexpected turns of life. It makes a great gift for friends, family, or yourself, especially those who love 70s style and funny, witty sayings. Embrace the unplanned with this unique and stylish tee, ideal for American music lovers and fans of classic retro vibes.
Description: Bold dark humor typography featuring “EXISTING OUT OF SPITE” with a sad face graphic in a distressed vintage style. Inspired by sarcastic meme culture, burnout humor, low energy vibes, and alternative streetwear aesthetics. Perfect for fans of edgy humor, emotional damage memes, black aesthetic fashion, gamer energy, anxiety jokes, and retro grunge designs. Looks great on black tees, hoodies, stickers, and everyday casual wear.
Description: Celebrate the joy of family with this "Best Dads Get Promoted To Grandpa" vintage tee. Perfect for the humorous and proud dad who's ready to embrace his new role, this shirt combines classic style with a touch of fun. Ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, or any special occasion.
Description: Breathing. Present. Technically alive. This tee is for the ones who show up every day even when showing up is the hardest part — who find dark humor in existence and keep going anyway. For the overthinkers, the survivors, and everyone who has held on to something small and red just to remind themselves they're still here. The perfect gift for anyone who laughs at the existential void and keeps walking anyway.
Description: If existing feels hard, this Halloween meme is here for you. A funny screaming possum in a purple witch hat pops out of a smiling jack-o'-lantern, with bats and sparkles swirling around the urgent message 'Existing Is Hard.' It’s a perfect pick for introverts, mental health humor fans, and opossum lovers who want to add some spooky-season sarcasm to their life. This playful, relatable creation is sure to get a chuckle at Halloween parties or cozy nights in.
