Fuzz Shorts
Description: For the guitarist who swears they only need "one more pedal." A mathematically precise, top-down view of a densely packed pedalboard, tangled patch cables, and the endless pursuit of the perfect tone. The ultimate uniform for musicians suffering from Gear Acquisition Syndrome (GAS). Perfect for your next gig, studio session, or trip to the music store to buy things you don't need.
Description: "The Beast of Newton Haven" Grab a pint or 12 and make a pub run of your own with this classy shirt that embraces the spirit of the one and only Gary King! "We want to be free to do what we want to do and we want to get loaded and we want to have a good time and that’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna have a good time…" ~Gary King