Goatman Shorts

Description: Maryland Goatman

Description: Don't visit the Pope Lick Bridge to find the legendary Goatman. Buy the shirt, it is much safer.

Description: Pope Lick Monster

Description: In the summer of 2024 me and my son were driving from michigan to nashville to see Devo. On the way we stopped off to visit the lair of the Pope Lick Goatman. We thought for sure we would see some art or some merch in the town but there was NOTHING. bummer. so I opted to go make my own merch for this very important cryptid.

Description: Goatman - cryptid, cryptozoology, monster, creature, goat man, paranormal, alien, ufo, weird, strange, legend, myth

Description: Don't Burn Bridges, support your local cryptid. "This is my bridge now, Goatman!"

Description: The Pope Lick Monster roams the forest around the trestle.

Description: The Goatman

Description: A chilling, highly detailed halftone illustration of a horned goatman lurking by a rural fence under a full moon, accompanied by the warning "NEVER CROSS THE FENCE". A dark and atmospheric piece tailored for cryptozoology fans, horror enthusiasts, and alternative streetwear.

Description: Gender is fake but the goatman is real.

Description: This design features a illustration of the legendary Goatman.

Description: Lurking in the woods of Maryland, the Goatman is said to be a half-man, half-goat monstrosity with a blood-chilling scream. Some say he was the result of a bizarre experiment—others claim he’s a vengeful entity stalking those who dare to enter his domain. Dare to believe? Wear the legend.

Description: Every county in Maryland but the names are changed to be haunted or spooky places, events, creatures, or people known in the county!

Description: Step into the mysterious world of cryptids with this vintage wildlife-style design. Rendered in the timeless look of old naturalist field guides, this illustration features famous legendary creatures such as Bigfoot, Mothman, the Jersey Devil, Flatwoods Monster, Loveland Frogman, Wendigo, Skunk Ape, Squonk, and more. Each cryptid is in a single-color engraving style, with worn textures and serif-name labels below, all set against a clean white background. Perfect for fans of folklore, cryptozoology, Appalachian monsters, paranormal legends, and vintage book art. Wear it like you're flipping through a 19th-century zoological manual on mythical beasts.

Description: Celebrate the mysterious and legendary creatures from across the United States with this Cryptid Stamp Collection t-shirt! Featuring a unique lineup of cryptids from different states — like Mothman, Bigfoot, the Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, Flatwoods Monster, Wendigo, Loveland Frogman, and more — each one illustrated in a vintage postage stamp style. Perfect for cryptozoology fans, paranormal enthusiasts, and lovers of strange American folklore, this design turns your shirt into a wearable collector's album of eerie state legends. Makes a great gift for believers in the unexplained or anyone who loves spooky Americana!

Description: A bold “Realer Than Your Bitch Ass” meme design featuring Bigfoot, Mothman and Goatman. Perfect for cryptid enthusiasts, paranormal believers and fans of rude adult humor, strange folklore and supernatural memes.

Description: Sheepsquatch Cryptid Monster of West Virginia

Description: Dont go up to those train tracks.

Description: Get into the spooky spirit with this unique Halloween football t-shirt, perfect for sports enthusiasts and horror fans. Show off your love for the season with a funny and creepy design that's sure to score a touchdown.

Description: POPE LICK MONSTER RETRO COMIC STYLE

Description: Don't forget to pick up a souvenir of your stay at The Blue Mesa Hotel.

Description: Manifest your own future.

Description: The bust of a really goat guy.

Description: Goat Golden Dawn

Description: Goat norrbottens lan

Description: Goat Let It Bleed

Description: The train tracks seemed to be abandoned.

Description: Skat curbs!

Description: I always wondered what happened to the “bad kids” and when I learned about Krampus I was fascinated. What a wonderful mythological figure.

Description: Pope Lick Monster Hide & Seek

Description: This minimalist black-on-white design features five iconic cryptids—Bigfoot, Dogman, Goatman, Mothman, and Frogman—silhouetted in motion, walking left to right across bold CRYPTOZOOLOGY text. Stripped down and unmistakable, it’s a tribute to the creatures that exist on the edge of belief and folklore. Made for cryptid researchers, eyewitness-story junkies, and anyone who knows the truth doesn’t always leave footprints. Clean, subtle, and loaded with meaning—this one speaks without explaining itself.