Guide Shorts
Description: This traditional chaos magick sigil is made in honor of my spiritual guides. Thoth, Hermes, Mercury, (Hermes Trismegistus) Ganesha, Nabu, Papa Legba, Fu XI, Enoch, (Metatron) and Odin. Symbols of knowledge, wisdom, communication, and magick, these are the Gods that guide me on the path. May this sigil help guide you on your path as well. The 9 keys are symbolic of unlocking the secrets of reality. This is the perfect gift for any student of the occult.
Description: The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language, as said in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Description: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past wh...
Description: A circular white design with the words "future guide dog" curved over a paw print, with the words "puppy raiser" curved underneath. Tiny paw on the left and right to separate the top and bottom words.
Future Guide Dog Puppy Raiser - Guide Dog For The Blind - Dog Trainer - Dog Raiser Shorts
by Say What You Feel
$27
Description: "This is a special role playing tabletop besed on lives matter meme t shirt, perfect to wear to your next tabletop dungeon crawling to show off your knowledge in wizard's school of Divination. A great fantasy role playing tshirt gift for dnd, pathfinder, or any role playing gamers. Get them for your player characters, game master, or non player character!"
PhD in School of Divination DND 5e Pathfinder RPG Role Playing Tabletop RNG Shorts
by geekydesigner
$27
Description: Embodies the essence of faith and grace, inspiration from Romans 3:23. A powerful representation of the Holy Spirit, Spirit Guides spiritual awakening of grace - rooted in faith and divine love. Great religious or spiritual gift to a pastor, mother, father, man, woman, teen or child. Can be used as prayer shawl or sacred item when meditating or in prayer and fasting.
Description: Every jungle trek needs a guide… or at least someone who looks confident. This funny jungle adventure shirt features a laid-back tiger guide posed in front of a compass design and lush foliage, proudly advertising “Jungle Trek Guide Service.” Perfect for theme park fans, adventure lovers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic outdoor humor with a playful jungle twist. Bold, colorful, and easy to read from a distance, this design is made to stand out on shirts, hoodies, and stickers — whether you’re in the park or just dreaming about your next adventure.
Jungle Trek Guide Service – Funny Jungle Adventure & Theme Park Humor Shirt Shorts
by ParkLifeDesigns
$27
