Guild Shorts
Description: This design is a great way to show your support for the Writers Guild of America (WGA). The WGA is a labor union that represents over 120,000 writers in the United States and Canada. The WGA is currently on strike against the major Hollywood studios, fighting for fair pay and better working conditions.
Description: Vintage Abyss Explorer Guild is a design that invites you to embark on a journey into the unknown depths. This highly detailed apparel features an antique diving helmet, framed by thorny kelp-like structures and nautical compass stars. Heavy chains descend from a decorative gothic border, creating a rugged, mysterious, and historical vibe. Perfect for scuba divers, maritime historians, fans of 19th-century exploration literature like Jules Verne, or enthusiasts of dark nautical and gothic aesthetic apparel. It's an ideal gift for Father's Day or for anyone passionate about deep sea adventures and vintage exploration.
Description: A black bear noses through a thicket of ripe blackberries beneath a snowcapped Cascade peak and towering pines, framed in a vintage badge reading "Blackberry Hollow Foraging Guild," with coordinates on each side and ribbons declaring "Cascade Wilderness Sector" and "Est. 1926 • Autumn Trail Society." Wild, earthy and built for anyone who plans their hikes around the best berry patches. A fun pick for foragers, Pacific Northwest hikers, bear lovers, or anyone with a purple-stained summer tradition.
Description: A blissfully round bear shovels blackberries into his mouth, juice dripping down his belly, in a mountain forest framed by an arched badge reading "Official Caloric Emergency Guild," with "Lat. 45°N" and "Elev. Critical" panels and a ribbon declaring "Est. First Chill • Zero Self-Control." Plump, unapologetic and built for anyone in full hibernation-prep mode. A fun pick for Fat Bear Week fans, snack lovers, bear enthusiasts, or anyone who eats like winter is coming.
Description: A pangolin in a red paper crown curls into a tight ball on a green velvet chair beside an untouched punch bowl, inside a vintage badge reading "Merriment Evasion Guild" and "Est. 7:30 PM, Rolled Up by 8." Festive, antisocial and built for anyone who shows up to the holiday party just long enough to be seen. A fun pick for introverts, homebodies, office holiday parties, or anyone who's done with merriment before dessert.
Merriment Evasion Guild Funny Pangolin Paper Crown Holiday Party Introvert Rolled Up by 8 Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$27
Description: A deeply unimpressed donkey plops down on the floor with eyes shut and ears out as bowls of stuffing and dinner rolls fly around him, inside a badge reading "Official Stubborn Refusal Guild," with "Dining Room // Sector 1" panels and a ribbon declaring "Est. 4:00 PM • Not Discussing My Personal Life." Stubborn, grumpy and built for anyone dodging nosy questions at the holiday table. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinners, family gatherings, donkey lovers, or anyone tired of explaining their love life to relatives.
Description: A wide-eyed, horrified guinea pig stands bundled in an enormous fair-isle sweater and matching pom-pom hat, surrounded by pine trees and snowflakes, inside a badge reading "Mandatory Holiday Whimsy Guild," with "Sector 12" and "HR Mandate" tags and a ribbon declaring "Est. 10:00 AM • Sweating in 100% Acrylic." Festive, frazzled and built for anyone forced into holiday cheer by company policy. A fun pick for ugly sweater parties, office holiday events, guinea pig owners, or anyone sweating through mandatory fun.
Description: A spotted hyena in a striped necktie cackles with a coffee mug in hand inside an arched badge reading "Official Corporate Laughter Guild," with a "Floor 3 // Cubicle 404" plate and a ribbon declaring "Est. 9:00 AM • Wheezing at Bad Executive Jokes," finished with a tiny frowning mug. Loud, fake and built for anyone who has forced a laugh at the boss's terrible punchline. A fun pick for office workers, cubicle survivors, coworker gift swaps, or corporate cynics.
