Hacker Coder Shorts
Description: Many people procrastinate, but how would a Perl program do that? One way would be to define a procrastinate function that simply passes execution as shown in the piece of syntax highlighted Perl code on this design. If you enjoy computer programming in Perl and sometimes procrastinate, you may appreciate the subtle humor of this design and give fellow Perl programmers among your co-workers and friends a good laugh. Great for work, tech meetings and conferences.
Funny Perl Code Pun Design - sub procrastinate ... Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$27
Description: The Osborne Computer Corporation (OCC) was an American computer company and pioneer in the field of portable computers. Adam Osborne founded the company in 1980, and went to work on developing the world's first mass-produced portable computer in 1981. Called the Osborne 1, it cost $1,795, which was a lot of money in 1981, but along with a very chunky computer – all 14+ pounds of it – along with a plethora of floppy disks packed with software. It ran the CP/M operating system along with a CBASIC compiler and MSBASIC. At the time, it was seen as a stroke of genius. Sales of the Osborne 1 began slowly, but by the end of 1981, the company was shipping 2,000 units a month – an astonishing figure at that time.
Description: A Malware Analyst is a highly specialized reverse-engineer, programmer and detective. They accomplish their task by using various tools and expert level knowledge to understand not only what a particular piece of malware can do but also how it does it. Becoming a Malware Analyst requires a large amount of focus and discipline as well as training and practice of the inner workings of computer systems, programming methodologies in multiple languages and a keen mind for solving puzzles and connecting the dots.
Description: A zero-day vulnerability, at its core, is a flaw. It is an unknown exploit in the wild that exposes a vulnerability in software or hardware and can create complicated problems well before anyone realizes something is wrong. In fact, a zero-day exploit leaves NO opportunity for detection. A zero-day attack happens once that flaw, or software/hardware vulnerability, is exploited and attackers release malware before a developer has an opportunity to create a patch to fix the vulnerability—hence “zero-day.”
Description: A Malware Analyst is a highly specialized reverse-engineer, programmer and detective. They accomplish their task by using various tools and expert level knowledge to understand not only what a particular piece of malware can do but also how it does it. Becoming a Malware Analyst requires a large amount of focus and discipline as well as training and practice of the inner workings of computer systems, programming methodologies in multiple languages and a keen mind for solving puzzles and connecting the dots.
Description: This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.
Hack the Planet - Green Globe Design for Computer Hackers Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$27
Description: It's pretty bad when a computer runs out of memory. Whether you play a game, watch a movie or write a computer program, that consumes all available memory, or do something else that you expect to work. This design for computer geeks & nerds, coders, hackers, programmers and software developers with a sense of humor consists of the words "STRAIGHT OUTTA MEMORY" in a tall and narrow Gothic font. Great for work, tech events and conferences.
Straight Outta Memory - Funny Computer Geek & Nerd Design Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$27
Description: Computer programmers tend to be very passionate when it comes to the topic of text editors and people who use Vim to write code love to let everyone know about it. Is Vim really so good or do they simple not know how to exit the program? A simple text design for coders, developers, programmers, sysadmins and hackers whi have a sense of self-deprecating humor. Great for work, tech conferences and other geek & nerd events.
I use Vim Because I don't know how to quit White Text Design Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$27
Description: Computer programmers tend to be very passionate when it comes to the topic of text editors and people who use Vim to write code love to let everyone know about it. Is Vim really so good or do they simple not know how to exit the program? A simple text design for coders, developers, programmers, sysadmins and hackers whi have a sense of self-deprecating humor. Great for work, tech conferences and other geek & nerd events.
I use Vim Because I don't know how to quit Black Text Design Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$27
